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posted by Courtneyfan6
(Next 일 at school, Serena came into the classroom and met Brock and Dawn)
Brock: Is that your natural hair color?
Serena: Yeah.
Brock: It's gorgeous.
Serena: Thank you.
Brock: See, this is the color I want.
Dawn: This is Brock. He's almost too gay to function.
Serena: Nice to meet you.
Gary: Nice wig, Dawn. What's it made of?
Dawn: Your mom's chest hair! I'm Dawn.
Serena: Hi, I'm Serena. Do 당신 guys know where Room G is? "Health, Tuesday/Thursday, Room G ."
Dawn: I think that's in the back building.
Brock: Yeah, that's in the back building.
Dawn: Yeah, we'll take 당신 there.
Serena: Thanks.
(Serena, Dawn and Brock are walking in the hallway)
Brock: Watch out, please! New meat coming through!
(cut to the outside of the school)
Brock: "Health. Spanish." You're taking 12th grade calculus?
Serena: Yeah, I like math.
Dawn: Why?
Serena: Because it's the same in every country.
Brock: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
Serena: Where's the back building?
Dawn: It burned down in 1987.
Serena: Won't we get in some sort of trouble for this?
Dawn: Why would we get 당신 into trouble? We're your friends.
Serena: I know it's wrong to skip class, but Dawn said we were friends. And I was in no position to pass up friends. I guess I'll never know what I missed on that first 일 of health class.
(Cut to the health class)
Professor Birch: Don't have sex. Because 당신 will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.
(Cut to the outside)
Brock: Why didn't they just keep home-schooling you?
Serena: They wanted me to get socialized.
Brock: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you.
Serena: What are 당신 talking about?
Dawn: You're a regulation hottie.
Serena: What?
Brock; Own it.
Dawn: How do 당신 spell your name again, Sarina?
Serena: It's Serena. S-E-R-E-N-A.
Dawn: Yeah, I'm gonna call 당신 Sarina.
(Serena, Brock and Dawn saw the group come out of the gym)
Brock: In the name of all that is holy, will 당신 look at Bianca's gym clothes?
Dawn: Of course all The Plastics are in the same gym class.
Serena: Who are The Plastics?
Brock: They're teen royalty. If Kanto was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.
(Cut to Bianca who plays the ball wrong)
Dawn: That one there, that's Bianca. She is one of the dumbest girls 당신 will ever meet. Brock sat 다음 to her in English last year.
Brock: She asked me how to spell "orange".
(Cut to Georgia who is talking on the phone)
Dawn: And that little one? That's Georgia.
Brock: She's totally rich because her father invented 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 Strudel.
Dawn: Georgia knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Brock: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
(Cut to Misty who carried 의해 the guys)
Dawn: And evil takes a human form in Misty. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much 더 많이 than that.
Brock: She's the 퀸 bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.
Dawn: Misty. How do I even begin to explain Misty?
May: Misty is flawless.
Zoey: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Clemont: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000
Ursula: I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
Mallow: Her 가장 좋아하는 movie is Varsity Blues.
Lana: One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.
Lillie: And he told her she was pretty.
Burgundy: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
(cut to the hallway)
Brock: She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
Dawn: Who cares?
Brock: I care.
Dawn: Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and 퀸 automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee.
Brock: And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.
Dawn: Brock, you've truly out-gayed yourself. Here. This map is gonna be your guide to Kanto. Now, where 당신 sit in the cafeteria is crucial because 당신 got everybody there. 당신 got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people 당신 will ever meet and the worst. Beware of The Plastics.
(Cut to the cafeteria where Trip shows up to Serena)
Trip: Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students. Can 당신 answer a few questions?
Serena: OK.
Trip: Is your 머핀 buttered?
Serena: What?
Trip: Would 당신 like us to assign someone to 버터 your muffin?
Serena: My what?
Misty: Is he bothering you? Trip, why are 당신 such a skeez?
Trip: I'm just being friendly.
Georgia: 당신 were supposed to call me last night.
Misty: Trip. 당신 do not come to a party at my house with Georgia and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do 당신 wanna have sex with him?
Serena: No, thank you.
Misty: Good. So it's settled. So 당신 can go shave your back now. Bye, Trip.
Trip: Bitch.
Misty: (to Serena) Wait. Sit down. Seriously, sit down. (Serena sits down in the chair) Why don't I know you?
Serena: I'm new. I just moved here from Kalos.
Misty: What?
Serena: I used to be home-schooled.
Misty: Wait. What? - My mom taught me at home...
Misty: No, no. I know what home-school is. I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before? (Serena shook her head) Shut up. Shut up.
Serena:  I didn't say anything.
Misty: Home-schooled. That's really interesting.
Serena: Thanks.
Misty: But you're, like, really pretty.
Serena; Thank you.
Misty: So 당신 agree.
Serena: What?
Misty: 당신 think you're really pretty.
Serena: Oh, I don't know...
Misty: Oh, my God, I 사랑 your bracelet. Where did 당신 get it?
Serena: Oh, my mom made it for me.
Misty: It's adorable.
Georgia: Oh, it's so fetch.
Misty: What is "fetch"?
Georgia: Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.
Bianca: So if you're from Kalos... ...why are 당신 white?
Georgia: Oh, my God, Bianca, 당신 can't just ask people why they're white.
Misty: Could 당신 give us some privacy for, like, one second?
Serena: Yeah, sure.
Dawn: What are 당신 doing? (Serena shrugs)
Misty: OK, 당신 should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal.
Georgia: We wanna invite 당신 to have lunch with us every 일 for the rest of the week.
Serena: Oh, it's OK...
Misty: Coolness. So we'll see 당신 tomorrow.
Bianca: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
(Cut to the girl's bathroom where Serena talks to Brock and Dawn)
Dawn: Oh, my God! OK, 당신 have to do it, OK? And then 당신 have to tell me all the horrible things that Misty says.
Serena: Misty seems sweet.
Dawn: Misty is not sweet. She's a scum-sucking road whore! She ruined my life!
Brock: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
Girl: Hey, get out of here!
Brock: Oh, my God, Danny DeVito. I 사랑 your work!
Serena: Why do 당신 hate her?
Dawn: What do 당신 mean?
Serena: Misty. 당신 seem to really hate her.
Dawn: Yes. What's your question?
Serena: Well, my 질문 is, why?
Brock: Misty started this rumor that Dawn was...
Dawn: Brock! Shall we not? Now, look. This isn't about hating her, OK? I just think that it would be, like, a fun little experiment if 당신 were to hang out with them and then tell us everything that they say.
Serena: What do we even talk about?
Dawn: Hair products.
Brock: Ashton Kutcher.
Serena: Is that a band?
Dawn: Would 당신 just do it? Please?
Serena: OK, fine. Do 당신 have anything pink?
Brock: Yes.
Dawn: No.
(cut to Math class)
Serena: 의해 eighth period, I was so happy to get to math class. I mean, I'm good at math. I understand math. Nothing in math class could mess me up.
(Ash turns to Serena)
Ash: Hey, do 당신 have a pencil I can borrow?
(Serena started to blush when Ash is looking at her)
Serena: I've only had one other crush in my life. His name was Duncan, and we were 5.
(Little Serena hugs Duncan but he stormed off)
Serena: It didn't work out. But this one hit me like a big, yellow school bus. (Serena hands Ash a pencil)
Professor Juniper: Serena, what do 당신 say?
Serena: He was... So cute.
(whole class turned to Serena)
Serena: I mean, A-sub-N equals N plus one over four.
Professor Juniper: That's right. That's good. Very good. All right, let's talk about your homework.
(Serena came 집 from school)
Noah: Hey. How was your 초 day?
Serena: Fine.
Noah: Were people nice?
Serena: No.
Noah: Did 당신 make any friends?
Serena: Yeah.


To be continued...
posted by YolentaShield
French 포켓몬스터 Trainer François and British people Bella looking for the latest news with Useria news app. They tap on the latest news, and the content is:

Alice Nicoline de Roche enjoying apple, lemon, orange, honey, everything Roche need.

Alice Nicoline de Roche, a woman who born in Paris, live in Montreal since she's 18 when she bored live in Europe, making 주스 and 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 with honey in Montreal, Canada. She making 주스 and 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 from apple, orange, blackberry, blueberry, cranberry, raspberry, and strawberry. She's adding honey as a sweetener and "active ingredients" for health because...
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Goldenrod City, a happening city. A metropolis where people and trainers come to battle gym leader Whitney, to catch 포켓몬스터 in the 포켓몬스터 Park, 또는 to buy 꽃 from the 꽃 shop. Goldenrod City is without a doubt the largest city in all of Johto. It is so large, that it's easy to get lost.

A boy cycled down the busy streets. He was on an errand for his mother back in 진달래 Town. He needed to collect a parcel from the Poké Mart, but it was wrongly delivered to Goldenrod. He asked around to a couple of people so he might reach the Poké Mart eventually. He saw someone walking by, that...
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After eating Satoshi walked to the park were Kenji and his pokemon are waiting for him to arrive. On his way he noticed a bald little in a man wearing a scarlet 망토, 망 토 staring at him, smirking on the other side of the street. He pretended that he didn’t see him and just walked on further—then when took the turn on his left, he saw 피카츄 outside the gate of 다람쥐 Garden. “Pika-pi” he spotted him, run towards him and climbed up his shoulder. They smiled at each other and then they entered the park.

As they walked throught, they saw other people playing baseball in park, having panics...
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There was the sound of an ambulance’s siren. At the Midorikyowa Hospital, Satoshi was in his hospital bedroom, his eyes were opening, “Huh, where am I”? He tried to look around, but couldn’t because, his neck was aching. Then his mother appeared, “Oh Satoshi, thank goodness, you’re awake”, she said as she hugged him and then let go. “Mom where are we”? “We’re at Midorikyowa Hospital”, Satoshi tries to get out of bed, but his mother stopped him, “Don’t 옮기기 honey, your not in good shape”. Satoshi laid back and looked his mom, “What happened to me”. His mother...
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posted by TargethitterMLG
저기요 guys what's up I am here to tell 당신 guys about a Pokemon let's play (playthrough with commentary) that I am doing, I have always been playing the games, so I thought I would record it. For the first time ever I am trying to catch all the pokemon so watch this somewhat OK trainer become the mother fucking master... The main reason I am doing this is because Pokemon is so different to the games I have recorded in the past and I think they are such a experience that every playthrough is different in some way of another. So guys I hope to see 당신 there and 코멘트 on my video to tell me if 당신 saw my article/forum...thing. Have a great 일 thanks for 읽기 much 사랑 :) <3

link <-- that's the channel all this amazing...well OK content is going down
It was midnight; Satoshi was sleeping in his 침대 room, with his partner Pikachu. Soon Satoshi started having a nightmare. He moved left and right, sweating nervously and he woke up and screamed, “GO AWAY”. The screamed caused 피카츄 to wake up and his mother to come running to his room, opening the door and said, “Satoshi dear, what’s wrong”. He took a deep breath and said, “Nothing mom it was just bad dream”. Then he made a fake smile to make is mom thing that he is fine, but he isn’t. His mother looked at him worriedly and left the room saying quietly, “OK, sleep well”....
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posted by MaddieChan
Dawn (ヒカリ Hikari) is a young 포켓몬스터 Coordinator that used to travel through the Sinnoh region along with Ash and Brock. Dawn started her journey at the age of 10, honing her skills as a 포켓몬스터 Trainer and focusing on becoming a 상단, 맨 위로 Coordinator like her mother, Johanna. Her current team is consisted out of Piplup, Buneary, Pachirisu, Mamoswine, Quilava and Togekiss.
She's notable for her confidence, even when things are not going well. She has learned a lot throughout her travels and battles and can get very emotional when it comes to winning 또는 losing in a contest. Throughout her Sinnoh...
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" Pika come here we have to get ready" I called

"" Pika! There 당신 are I was worried sick!" I'm Ashly and Pika is

my Pokemon 피카츄 she's a handful that's for sure I was

walking to Professor. Juniper when I saw the famous Professor.

Oak with a boy about my age 13 ish I've already got all the

badges in the Unova Region so a decided to go in " Hi

Professer. Juniper" I smiled.

" Hello Ashly you've heard of Professor. Oak right ?" she asked.

" Of course It's nice to meet 당신 Professor. Oak" we shook

hands " This is Ash and Pikachu" Professor Juniper announce

and glanced at the boy. " I'm Ash" he...
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posted by sakuma
Japanese
Stand UP ! Stand Up ! Kesshite akiramenai
Stand Up ! Stand Up ! Kesshite akiramenai
Wareware wa hijo ni takakai tsuduzukreu saiyomade shain
Wareware wa tachiogaru no o yokenakerba naranai
Kurai miraio no hikari o motarasu
Wtashitachi wa chodo issho ni shigoto o shinakerbai
naranai
Issho ni takakau
Issho ni takakai
Soshite wareware wa mirai o sukuu
Stand UP !

English
Keep on Fighting Keep on Fighting
Keep on Standing Up Keep on Standing Up
Never Give Without trying
We will fight to save our future,the only one who can change it is us
Always go for your Goal
To become Number 1
We train hard together,to become stronger
If we lose once,it doesn't really matter,Just train harder and harder and one 일 당신 will win
If some tries to bring us down,then don't let them get to you,just tell them that you're the stronger one
Don't give up and Keep on fighting,keep on trying
In the end we will WIN
posted by Sasuke_Fan17
앤젤 is a cheerful girl,which loves Pokemon,but she lives in the real world,where Pokemon doesn't exist. But there are games,which can make 당신 experienced what Pokemon are. One day,angel got finally a 닌텐도 DSi with "Pokemon Black Edition". As she turned the DSi on and start the game,she got sucked in like Bee,her friend from Newfoundland,Kanada. Both stood suddenly in the Lab of Prof. Juniper. "He,what are 당신 doing here,Bee?" 앤젤 asked her best friend. "I don't know,and you?"Bee answered. "I don't know either",Angel answered. "So 당신 know each other",a voice said and Prof.Juniper appeared....
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Along with the 15th movie, Kyremu and The Sacred Swordsman- Keldeo, new forms of Kyremu have been reviled from Junichi Masuda. These forms will be in the new Pokemon games that we have all been waiting for: Pokemon White and Black 2. They are known as Black Kyremu and White Kyremu. The release dates for these games in the US are unknown, but the Japanese release 날짜 is in June 2012. In the movie, the movie poster also shows the new forms of Kyremu being included in the movie.
White Kyremu: Reshiram and Kyremu mix. Type: Ice/Fire
Black Kyremu: Zekrom and Kyremu mix. Type: Ice/Electric
So I was playing HeartGold. I had just got it that 일 and was playing it. I was training a chikorita, having fun. It was already level 10 and I was going to keep going train to get ahead. So I was playing it and all of the sudden I get summoned into a battle with a metapod, a shiny ligit red one! I was like "YESSSSS!" then I was like "Crap! Crap! Crap!" I had no poke balls! :(... So I had to suffer battling it for the experience and want to know what made it worse?! MY BROTHER LAUGHED AT ME!!! I wanted to slap him as hard as I did to make him cry when I was seven and he was ten... Well I walked out of his room and then I was like "yeah! Well 당신 didn't have a shiny beedrill on your leaf green game!" but it still sucked! I hated when that happened! I never ever want it to happen again.. I mean how cool would it be to say I had a shiny beedrill and butterfree! Even if they were from two different pokemon games... But still! Have 당신 had an experience like that?!
posted by nightweed
Many times I have heard people ask me
"If 당신 coud have any one pokemon in real life, which one would it be?"
Of course, many people immediatly choose their favorites, such as eevee, charizard, lugia, pikachu, and so on.
I 사랑 all pokemon- although my eevee farm and my newer vulpix farm and dragon type farm point otherwise.
My answer for this 질문 is never Umbrion 또는 Eevee, Vulpix, Ninetails, 또는 even Dragonite. My answer is Ditto.
The funney thing is that 의해 saying Ditto, 당신 are kind of saying all pokemon.
Mew would also work, because Mew can also learn the 옮기기 transform.

What would your answer to the 질문 be, taking consideration of the knowedge above?
posted by AnimeFan66
*This story is created for fun purposes only: please do not judge the way I combine characters, elements, etc. Thank 당신 and enjoy the story.*

Dagget ran through the forest as fast as his 비버 legs could carry him. After making it back to the dam and shutting all of the doors tight and firm he soon explained everything to his brother. "You're insane," Norbert said while getting Dagget off of him. "There is no human beings and a tiny thing running around out there. Your mind is at play." Dagget was not easily foiled though- he knew what he saw out there and was not going to give up beleiving...
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posted by AnimeFan66
*This story is created for fun purposes only: please do not judge the way I combine characters, elements, etc. Thank 당신 and enjoy the story.*

One nice 일 in the forest, a 비버 dam stands out in the water. This place happens to be 집 to two 비버 brothers, Dagget and Norbert. Inside the two were still sleeping. A few 분 have passed and suddenly Dagget woke up. "I have to lay back on those Yahoo drinks." He moaned while walking down from his 침대 post. Before existing the room he looked at Norbert who was still fast asleep. He gave a dirty look on his face and said, "Maybe I will torcher...
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Trixie: *walks into Lab* Yo, Oak! I got a d*** box for ya!

Oak: Why, hello Trixie! *takes box* OMG ITZ THE LIMITED EDITION POKEBALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Trixie: Whatever. *walks away*

Jay: *walks into Trixie* You're here, poo.

Trixie: Oh s***, you're here.

Oak: I called 당신 here to do a favor for me.

Trixie: BUT I GOT 당신 THE F***ING POKEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oak: I want 당신 to go on a Pokemon Journey to help me fill these Pokedexes. *gives them the pokedexes*

Jay: I'm sorry, but 당신 wont be needed for this, Trixie.

Trixie: ........*angry*

Jay: I mean, only THE best trainer can become pokemon masters and fill...
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posted by Melemonkey
Lilly;*wakes up*whats that animal doing in my yard and why is this ball here?
Oak;*appears*That is a pokemon and that is a pokemon ball 당신 have to catch it in the ball
Lilly;k*catches Eeevee in the ball*
Oak;that was pokemon Eeevee
Lilly;good to know
Oak;there are many battles ahe...
Lilly;*kicks him out*bye
Oak;ahead of you
Lilly; Eeevee is the cutest pokemon ever
Oak;remember the bat..
Lilly;no 더 많이 talking
Oak;press the button to bring in and out yyour pokemon
Lilly;yea so what
Oak;use the abillities
Lilly;ok bye i will battle other pokemons
Oak;not only to battle but 당신 can also friend
Lilly;what else
Oak;your pokemon can evolve
Lilly;great what else
Oak;thats all 당신 need to do i think
Lilly;k



And our story begins........
posted by StarWarsFan7
I arrive at a large Pokemon Contest Building with dozens of people surrounding it. "Looks like everyone's pretty excited about today's contest." I say to Snivy. "Vy! Vy!" Walking into the huge building, there are people left and right as far as the eye can see. "This is making me a little nervous." I can feel Snivy's small head nod behind my neck.

We get to a door that says: Dressing Room For Girls ONLY. Last time I checked, I'm a girl. "Let's go in!" I exclaim. "Snivy!" Opening the door with my arm, I see two girls putting their finishing touches on their hair. "Hmph." One with orange-red...
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posted by Stealtheon
"Stealtheon, hurray up!" yelled out Cat. Stealtheon just sat there with an evil grin. "We need to go to the "Gold ball Cup!"yelled Cat. Stealtheon rolled it's flareon-like eyes and went with Cat. When the naughty Stealtheon wasn't looking, Cat shot out her poke-ball and put that Stealtheon in. Madaline was surprised that Cat managed to discover a new eeveelution. Later on, Cat, Madaline and Shania were staring at a 'garchomp' that Caitlin owned outside the 'Gold ball arena'. Unfortunetally, the three trainers did not know what that fearful pokemon was so they all took out their faithful pokédex...
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