Arnold Philbin

PHILIBIN-Where are 당신 going?

JUICY FRUIT-I gotta get out of here.

PHILIBIN-What sign are you?

JUICY FRUIT-Leo.

PHILIBIN-You're okay.

JUICY FRUIT-I gotta get out of here.

PHILIBIN-Come on, I wanna show 당신 something.

JUICY FRUIT-I swear to God.

PHILIBIN-Do 당신 see 백조 up there? He doesn't show it, but he's thinking: "Why isn't Harold in the car?"Do 당신 really want me to tell him that it's not in the stars for you?

JUICY FRUIT-I don't feel good.

PHILIBIN-You'll feel worse
if 당신 don't do what I say.

JUICY FRUIT-I hear this ticking.

PHILIBIN-Maybe something's loose up there.

JUICY FRUIT-There's something weird here.

PHILIBIN-Take one of these. (takes something out of his pocket)

JUICY FRUIT-I can't take pills...

PHILIBIN-Take the pills, swallow. Feel better?

JUICY FRUIT-Yeah, I feel better.

PHILIBIN-No 더 많이 ticking? Get out there. All right. I want big smiles now. Look at the audience. That's it. Big smiles. Sing the song!

BEEF-Man 당신 better get yourself a castrato for this.
It’s a little out of my range.

SWAN-Something bothering you, Beef?

BEEF-This was scored for a chick! I'm not doing it in drag.

SWAN-You can sing it better than any bitch.

BEEF-You don't know how right 당신 are, Goliath. Okay, boys, from the bridge. Hit it. (Beef sings part of “Old Souls”) Who says I can't sing it?

SWAN-I like it. Keep working on it. Drop an octave here,
change a line there. Make it completely yours.
(Swan exists)

BEEF-Far out. (Goes back and looks over the music.) Doesn't that kinda change the whole thing?

PHILIBIN-You heard him. Make it yours. If it sounds
good, nobody will care what it's about?

BEEF-Is that so?

PHILIBIN-Nobody cares what anything’s about.

BEEF-ls that right?

PHILIBIN-Who listens to lyrics anyway?

BEEF-Dry up, tubbo.