posted by ALN07
당신 Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
당신 go to the Empire State Building and 당신 ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and 당신 scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time 당신 use the Internet, 당신 thank Hermes.
When 당신 see Harry Potter, 당신 think of Percy with glasses. *
당신 burn 음식 to see if it smells good. *
당신 see an owl, 당신 go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
당신 think that your 가장 좋아하는 singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to 당신 dies and 당신 give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and 당신 create a PJO family.
당신 go on a cruise and 당신 hope the 보트 isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a 보트 and 당신 pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and 당신 hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast 당신 out of the air. *
당신 go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
당신 find your true 사랑 and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
당신 think George 부시, 부시 대통령은 is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with 당신 everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
당신 get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
당신 get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
당신 sometimes try to control water. ***
당신 don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to 구글 maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, 당신 claim 당신 have ADHD 또는 dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
당신 yell "Annabeth!" every time 당신 see a NY Yankees hat.
당신 make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime 당신 see an 주황색, 오렌지 shirt, 당신 look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
당신 are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When 당신 see/hear about anything mythology-related, 당신 talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York 또는 San Francisco-related.
당신 are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
당신 are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
당신 claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your 프렌즈 argue with you. *****
당신 have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
당신 carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time 당신 pick up a pen, 당신 think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time 당신 play dodge ball, 당신 bring a suit of armor.
당신 go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
당신 find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, 당신 yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO 당신 사랑 ANNOYING ME?!"
당신 stuff your Harry Potter 책 in the back of your closet so 당신 have some 더 많이 places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, 당신 say: "I hope 당신 shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, 당신 burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
당신 pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) 당신 scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, 당신 pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
당신 are known to scream names of the characters at 랜덤 times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
당신 pray to Athena when 당신 don’t study for a math test.
And when 당신 flunk said test, 당신 blame her irritation on Percabeth.
당신 make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy 더 많이 than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also 당신 might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When 당신 steal your friend's pen 당신 believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and 당신 thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
당신 write 팬 fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds 당신 from the computer, 당신 blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
당신 want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
당신 give all your 프렌즈 god parents **
당신 퀴즈 fellow 팬 on the minor gods and win. **
당신 spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
당신 plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
당신 imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
당신 get your parents to start 읽기 PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
당신 think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
당신 have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
당신 want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a 안전한, 안전 deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks 당신 need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
당신 blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
당신 imagine 랜덤 unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one 메리다와 마법의 숲 soul unaware of your obsession broaches the 질문 of why 당신 were laughing, 당신 try to explain. **
They think 당신 are nuts because 당신 are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
당신 think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
당신 know you're obsessed when 당신 lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
당신 think all the 인기 girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
당신 go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
당신 read page 287 of BotL over and over again 또는 say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
당신 and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada 또는 Canadians. ***
당신 and your PJO obsessed friend start a 팬 club with only 당신 two in it.***
당신 get other people obsessed. ******
당신 know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your 가장 좋아하는 quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
당신 and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, 당신 give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time 당신 see a guy in a wheelchair 당신 think "Chiron!!” *
당신 find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, 당신 take the oath of the hunters
when 당신 burn yourself, 당신 curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter 다음 to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who 당신 really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when 당신 are wearing shoes. **
당신 checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
당신 know which pages the good parts are on. ****
당신 suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
당신 start hearing Percabeth in every song 당신 hear. *
당신 started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
당신 start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
당신 never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
당신 ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
당신 start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each 일 당신 check every 팬 site 당신 know of for new information. *
당신 try to figure out how much 음식 dye 당신 need to turn 초콜릿 chip 쿠키 blue.
당신 make references to it in school reports and/or to 프렌즈 that haven’t read it. **
The first thing 당신 ask someone when 당신 meet them is, “Have 당신 read PJO?” ***
당신 yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever 당신 enter a boat.
당신 curse a god/goddess a lot.
당신 have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
당신 know PJO better than most sane people ******
당신 have 링그 to every great PJO site *****
당신 beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
당신 add things to the list every 일 **
당신 know what 당신 would do if 당신 were Percy *
당신 argue with your 프렌즈 about if Nico should turn evil 또는 not (NOT!)
At least half of your 프렌즈 have read all the PJO, 또는 are going to in the very near future ***
당신 wish 당신 could find a 무지개, 레인 보우 to see if Iris messages work **
당신 give 프렌즈 and yourself a godly parent, **
당신 are trying to learn Greek *****
당신 keep thinking about one of the PJO 책 when 당신 go on a trip. ***
당신 think of Percy every time 당신 see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
당신 have an instant crush on Nico! **
당신 just have to research 더 많이 about Greek mythology ******
당신 want to learn Latin ***
당신 copy/paste this onto your 프로필 ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a 십자가, 크로스 over *****
당신 have taken every test 당신 can find about what demigod parent 당신 would/do/should have, and your trying to get your 프렌즈 to****
당신 make sure all of your 프렌즈 (Or most of them), have an idea about what 당신 say when talking about PJO ****
Your 프렌즈 (At least one), think 당신 are obsessed with PJO, and 당신 agree **********
당신 have one 또는 더 많이 things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks 당신 why, 당신 tell them******
당신 have something on your school things (Or 집 things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and 당신 don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when 당신 read this********************
당신 own every single book***
당신 are planning on adding a lot 더 많이 things to this list **
당신 call yourself a demigod ******
당신 wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
당신 plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
당신 find yourself praying to a 랜덤 god when 당신 didn't study for a math test because 당신 were too busy 읽기 PJO
You’ve called someone 당신 know a satyr.
당신 have AP European History and 당신 wish Annabeth could tutor 당신 about all the architects 당신 have to know.
And that’s how 당신 know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!