Pop Vinyl Figures are eventually releasing figures based on the movie; this website describes Private as "plain" (because he doesn't have an accessory, I guess) and Short Fuse as a polar bear. *facepalm*
I'm going to try to get permission to get a 유튜브 account just to subscribe to the guy who makes these! i usually won't bother to watch a vid with hard rock, but the words and timing fit so wonderfully, that he made me like the song1