Bionic Private

“Nothing to be Afraid of”
November 1, 2014

“Come on, Skipper!” Marlene urged, pulling him toward the 할로윈 Haunted House in Central Park. “It’ll be awesome!”

“It’ll be pointless! Haunted Houses are so overrated!” Skipper said as he tried to resist Marlene pulling on his flipper.

Marlene stopped and turned toward him. “What, are 당신 afraid?” she challenged.

“No, I just don’t want to waste my time wandering through a supposedly ‘scary’ house,” Skipper answered.

“Come on, I’ve been anticipating this ever since they started advertising it. I’ve never been in...

“Good Game”
July 30, 2014

    “I believe that’s checkmate, Marlene,” Skipper announced, moving his piece to trap her king.

    Marlene pursed her lips and threw a bishop at him. “Come on, that was the third time in a row,” she protested.

    Skipper laughed. “Hey, don’t hate the player, here!”

    Marlene laughed and threw a knight at him. “I don’t hate you, it just makes me feel better,” she corrected.

    “Well,” Skipper replied with a smile, “two can play at that...

Are 당신 Challenging Me? 02.15.16

Note: This shot is dedicated to link and his little brother, who requested it from me. I hope 당신 like it and that I didn’t disappoint you.

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Tense.

That was the only way to describe the atmosphere in the HQ. They’d recently returned from a mission to thwart Hans’ latest scheme, which hadn’t gone as planned.

“Skipper,” Kowalski called as Skipper violently prepared his 침대 for the night. Kowalski rolled his eyes. “You’re being ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous?” Skipper snapped, turning to face him. “I’m not the one being ridiculous. I had...

Okay, here come the antagonists! Please review! :)

That very same day, at that very same time, there where four penguins and a 돌고래 who had just swum away from the explosion.

The location. The location was hard to name. It was a 상단, 맨 위로 secret 로딩 dock, and from what I can tell you, it's in New Jersey. As you, the reader, is familiar with it, it is that place in 'The 펭귄 Who Loved Me'. And, it was also a few 초 before it had ended.

"Skipper, do 당신 suppose we've finally seen the last of Doctor Blowhole?" Private asked, as the penguins slowly waddled away from the dock.

"What a delightfully...

*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. 펭귄 habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give 당신 all something to look 앞으로 to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of 동물 called the North Wind (Their motto...