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"I volunterr!"

added by carsfan

Source: The Most Dangerous Game Night episode

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마다가스카의 펭귄

kowalski

펭귄

Sw33tPoMFan, CoolNala and 5 others like this

carsfan Oh boy... First, he gets squached by the Rat King in "Miracle on Ice", then he gets squached AGAIN by the robot that the nanites did... TWICE! And now, in "The Most Dangerous Game Night", he gets squiched by Burt! Now that is one unlucky penguin... XD Poor Kowalski... XDD

stlouisfan He actually looks eager to go.

Skipperlovah258 eeeehh... looks painful...

CuteCuddly Kowalski: Help...? Me: Mmm-no.

ILUVKOWALSKI Aw, poor Kowalski :(

Lt_Kowalski Why is it, that I am always getting hurt or something with someones big ass?? It's not fair!

___Sophie___ He's actually stating "I Give Up!"

krazy4kowalski I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

mostar1219 ^^^ does the nexoskeleton count or that robot created by the nanites count? i doubt i'd qualify those incidents as being squished by big asses. More like malfunctions with a hint of being crushed on something's back.

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Stupid Crazy Love: (3) Appearances Can Be Deceiving...

posted by peacebaby7

Amanda knocked on the door. Sherri answered moments later. “Oh my goodness! Amanda! 당신 are soaking wet! Come in! Come in!” She gently grabbed her shoulder and pulled her in. Sherri was about Amanda’s height, with straight brown hair and sea green eyes and lightly tanned skin and spoke with a Mexican accent. She helped her with her jacket. “Oh Amanda! Your eye! Tell me what happened! No wait, first we must get 당신 into some dry clothes. Come!” She led her to a bedroom and laid out some dry clothes and a towel for her and left her to change.

About...

Through the Pain (part 2)

posted by annieptc

The leopard 봉인, 인감 roared angrily, and knock all the penguins off their feet with its strong tail. The 봉인, 인감 gazed around its prey, and its eyes landed on young Private. It picked up Private with its teeth, and smashed him against the 벽 of ice.

With Private stunned, the 봉인, 인감 pinned him to the wall. Private gave Skipper a look, a certain look that was full of all sorts of indescribable emotions. Skipper looked back at him, as the 봉인, 인감 opened its deadly jaws, and went in for the kill.

“NOT MY SON, 당신 B****!” Skipper yelled as he jumped on the head of the seal. The 봉인, 인감 stopped trying to kill...

An Old Friend, part ten

posted by queenpalm

"So, I was going towards the town, when I met a large cat. I asked him if he knew a place that I could stay. He showed me to a small zoo-"
"How do 당신 remember all this stuff?" Private asked.
"Believe me," I said. "If 당신 were away from 집 for almost a decade straight, 당신 don't have much to remember."
Everyone else, except Ivy, nodded. Private looked down at the floor, embarrassed.
"Just, just continue," Ivy said.
"Well, the cat told me that the "small zoo" was a research center. We went over to the a building in the research center, small zoo, 또는 whatever 당신 want to call it! My wing still hurt,...

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An Old Friend, part two

posted by queenpalm

Here is the 초 part to my 팬 fiction. Enjoy.

I easily jumped over the wall. For some reason I thought my fellow teammates would be there to greet me. I really miss them, Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico. I miss Manfridi the most, after all, he's my brother.
I landed in the hippo habitat, 또는 what was the hippo habitat. I saw no hippos, though. As I left the habitat, I saw the plate that told what the animal was. The old hippo habitat is now the Asian 수달, 오 터 habitat. One change down, many 더 많이 to go.
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As...

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the family of Skipper chapter 3: a little seductor.

posted by andresandru

Marlene was confused, but she new what to do, Hans had falled for her, lets see if the other does the same.

The 퍼핀, puffin was in the H.Q., 읽기 a newspaper.

"what a disgrace of material!" the 퍼핀, puffin said, as he threw the newspaper

"hey, how's it doing?" Marlene said, sounding the most seductor she could.

"welll hello, why such a lovely 수달, 오 터 is in a such vulgary place like this may I ask?" the 퍼핀, puffin replied with a grin. Marlene could see that he was completely in 사랑 with her, it was gonna be a pice of cake.

"soooooo, whats your name lovely puffin?" she asked sitting in the part of the 표, 테이블 just...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 5 *Mistaken gulit*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it 빙어, 빙 어 like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the 초 time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are 당신 there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help 당신 down." It was Marlene, the only...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s 신고 and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the 신고 and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative 의해 the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

a coup of knifes ch1: fights, hate and revealed secrets

posted by andresandru

(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I 로스트 control of myself and said 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then 당신 will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain 펭귄 that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” said Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” said Marlene.

“What’s...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a bright and sunny 일 at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We 옮기기 in fast and we 옮기기 in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team...

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the keybladers part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene and skipper woke up they felt like there arm/flipper was ganna fall off.but that wasn't the least of there problems for ringtail was playing muisc that could droun out a valcano.marlene and skipper desided to deal with ringtail themselves.they went to ringtail's place and said"TURN OFF THAT MUISC RINGTAIL.some of us are trying to sleep".then(for people heres were the werid things happen)out of marlene's and skipper's paw/flipper came a keyblade.marlene and skipper looked at there keyblades then etach other and said"wow how did..?" then they know what happend last night.kawalski came and said"hey guy how are.."kawalski saw the keyblades then he looked at the new keybladers(skipper and marlene)and said"oh my gosh 당신 two have keyblades." then he fanted.skipper:well this is odd.marlene:your telling me.ringtail:wo wo wo yous 2 have keybaldes and the roril me does not give me those.ringtail grabed the 2 keyblades but they soon came back to there owners.

END OF PART 2

Lilly! Don't go!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It was a cool windy evening at the Central Park Zoo, and all the 동물 were sleeping. Actually, there were two 동물 up. An otter,and a penguin. "Lilly! Wait for me!" Marlene begged breathlessly as she tried to catch up to her friend. " I can't belly slide like 당신 penguins do!" " Sorry Marlene!" Lilly said playfully. " Skipper told me to test my stamina on land before I do my aquatics training. And if that means Doing seven non-stop, fifteen mile per 시간 laps around Central Park, Then so be it." Marlene faints as her friend keeps lapping around her unconsious body. The 다음 morning, Skipper...

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The New Recruit: Part 1

posted by TeamPeeta649

It was a normal 일 in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were about to start battle training. All of a sudden and loud bang came from above them. They climb up the latter and jump into postion, ready to attack. In the center of the platform is a large box.

Private:"What do 당신 think is in there?"
Skipper:"Kolwalski analysis!"

Kolwalski examines the box.

Kolwalski:"It seems to be a large crate, one that contains live cargo."

The box moves around and they back away.

Skipper:"Rico open the box!"

Rico coughs up a crowbar and starts to open the box. The 상단, 맨 위로 falls to the ground. A black and white streak...

Is this love?- chapter 2

posted by Camillebas

Victoria sat in a chair at the corner of the room. It had been a 일 since she had landed here after a fight with a 매, 팔 콘 almost killed her. Four penguins surrounded her, the one named Kowalski had a clipboard, anothe one a bit shorter than Kowalski with a mowhawk held a light over her, One that had a flat head stood in front of her, and the shortest o the four stood inoccently 의해 Kowalski. "So," the flat-headed one said,"who are you?" Victoria looked at him
"Victoria" she saidafter a few moments of hesitation, "Who are you? May I ask?". The 펭귄 glared into her eyes "That information is...

The Phantom of the Opera 13

posted by KowalskiTheLich

“So…this is it?” said Marlene, obviously under whelmed. She turned to Kowalski, who was standing 다음 to her, surveying his lair proudly.

“What, 당신 don’t like it?” said Kowalski sadly.

“No, no!” said Marlene quickly, not wanting to hurt his feelings. “It’s just…it’s in the sewer…”

“After a bit, 당신 can’t really notice the smell,” said Kowalski, taking a deep breath to prove her wrong. An unbearable smell crashed into his nostrils and he groaned and put a flipper over his beak. “I stand corrected.”

“So, where is this organ?” she said, looking around. “Is...

"It Happened One Afternoon" (4X05)

posted by TheRatKing1

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"It Happened One Afternoon"

"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 5 (4X05)

Production Code: 405 Air date: ?

Previous: "I Smell A Rat" Next: "The 돌고래 Who Hired Me" I

t Happened One Afternoon/Transcript

Scene I: 펭귄 HQ (Inside)

(Skipper is seated at the table, staring at his cup of coffee. Has bloodshot eyes)

Private: (Waddles in from Kowalski's lab) Oh! Good Morning, Skipper. You're up early!

Skipper: I don't see anything good about it, especially when I'm going through a crisis at the moment.

Private: Oh no! Do 당신 need us to buy a 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 to...