AAAAAAAAAHH!!! It`s King Julien

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, 당신 probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM 또는 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written 의해 Judith Viorst. 당신 should read it. 당신 know, if 당신 like picture 책 made for Kindergarteners.


I went to 침대 with 물고기 in my mouth, but now there’s 물고기 in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my 땅콩 Butter...

    [Three figures 옮기기 along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are 당신 sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...