What is Alice doing there?!

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a 펭귄 didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater 의해 the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings 또는 dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked 의해 surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did 당신 get in here?"Fionna...

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 분 ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to 침대 and slept.

The next...

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The 펭귄 slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help 의해 digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

For those of 당신 who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), 당신 know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some 팬 질문 from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your 질문 in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No 질문 involving the new series Bob's working on. 당신 know which one I'm talking about....

 

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for 모건 then?

User: No. Do 당신 like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: 당신 are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are 당신 sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! 당신 may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, 당신 are not a woman, 당신 are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can 당신 feel true emotions yourself?

User: 당신 are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, 당신 are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: 저기요 that's what the Skipper 펭귄 tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, 당신 can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

So, just laying in 침대 last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I 사랑 The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies 취소하기 the show on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but 더 많이 importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our 사랑 for POM & our talents together & keep...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 일 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides 당신 and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me 더 많이 about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, 당신 can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what 당신 think.

In the 심장 of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab 나무, 트리 sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the 다음 morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried 의해 Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do 당신 know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a 우유 bottle.

Skipper: right Private 당신 go and get the 우유 bottle for the 쥐, 마우스 the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few 초 later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time 당신 woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - 또는 someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are 당신 sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: 당신 have to 옮기기 backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for 여우 원숭이 use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 더 많이 pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up 의해 Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will 당신 wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few 분 later, Ramon was still fast...

the 다음 mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking 더 많이 water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the 칼, 나이프 then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny 칼, 나이프 (starts stabbing the 칼, 나이프 on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...