Private: Not that this 타코 doesn't look good, but that chunky 미트볼 of hot sauce and soggy 타코 shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: 당신 said it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the 타코 jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The 타코 moved. Did 당신 see that? Skipper's 타코 flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....
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