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posted by KowalskiTheLich
King Julien was sleeping on his ‘royal’ bounce house, snoring loudly. Maurice and Mort were sleeping on the opposite side of the exhibit, which was strange because usually Mort made it a point to sleep at least fairly close to Julien. Obviously, this snoring was not normal.

Julien rolled over and opened his eyes. “Whew, all this nasty stuffy air is not treating me well at all” he said. “Or maybe it was that bowl of lychee nuts I ate during the party yesterday.” He shuddered and rolled over, trying to get comfortable.

As he prodded the bouncy house as though it was suddenly going to become comfy for him, he felt a slight tugging sensation on his tail. Fearing it was Mort coming to bother him, he kicked backwards and continued poking the bounce house. It continued for a second, then suddenly Julien felt himself being pulled up into the air 의해 his tail. Not a pleasant sensation.

Julien yelped as he was pulled into the air, but neither of the other lemurs heard him, as they were wearing earplugs to block out his snoring.

Right as Julien regained his composure and was about to shout out, something wrapped around his mouth, preventing all but the slightest of sounds. Julien was then tied around a branch on the giant artificial palm 나무, 트리 in the 여우 원숭이 exhibit. Now he could not 옮기기 either. He squeaked, hoping 의해 some miracle he could attract some attention. Instead he was slapped in the face.

“Quiet lemur, 당신 don’t want this around your neck, do you?”

“Now that 당신 mention it, it is rather itchy” said Julien in a very muffled voice. He was slapped again.

“Now, I’m going to pull this off, and 당신 will be quiet…you don’t want me to tell 당신 what will happen if 당신 aren’t quiet…”

Julien felt the cloth around his mouth being untied and pulled away. Half of him wanted to shout loudly, both for help and to purposely defy this idiot’s wishes, but he really didn’t want to find out what would happen to him, although he sensed that it would involve his foot being tied up and him being swung in circles 의해 the rope until he was on the verge of vomiting.

As soon as Julien was free enough to rotate his body, he looked around to see if he could spot who was holding him captive. Of course, he couldn’t.

“I’m right here,” said his captor. Julien flipped around to where the voice was, but it was much too dark to see anything. Then the animal stepped into view.

“Skipper!?” said Julien.

“Yes, it is me,” said Skipper. “Let’s skip the pleasantries and I’ll give 당신 a briefing of the situation. Kowalski…you know, the smart one…suddenly got all interested in 음악 and ditched us a few nights ago. We assumed he was gone, but yesterday Private heard something coming from a corner of the room and went to investigate. He found a tiny peephole and through it he saw a black feather on the floor. A tail feather. And what’s more, a secret camera we installed in our headquarters the night before caught Kowalski sneaking inside while we were away on a mission and messing around with our stuff.”

“And what is it 당신 are asking?” said Julien.

“We want 당신 to help us catch him, duh!” said Skipper. “Or at the very least keep your eyes open and warn everyone 당신 can. We have no idea what Kowalski might be attempting, but based on the inventions we saw him take from the box it won’t be pretty.”

“If all 당신 are asking of me is help, then why did 당신 pull me into the 나무, 트리 의해 my royal tail?”

“As an example, lemur. To encourage 당신 to stay on your guard. If I had come up to 당신 politely and asked this, I doubt it would have had the same effect.”

“You have a point,” said Julien.

“Well, that’s all,” said Skipper. He untied Julien and Julien rolled off the branch and landed on the corner of the bouncy house. “Remember, keep on your guard. Oh, and Julien…please try and take this seriously.”

Julien gave a mock salute, hoping that it would be enough to drive the annoying 펭귄 away. It succeeded.

“He gone?” came a voice from inside the bouncy. Kowalski poked his head out of the tube that filled the bouncy with air. “Thanks for hiding me.”

“You are quite welcome, silly penguin!” said Julien. “But tell me…”

Kowalski cut him off. “It’s not important Julien. I just went away for a few hours and Skipper went wacko.”

“Then why…”

“No time for talk; just forget about it. But, don’t Skipper you’ve seen me because I…er…want to surprise him! Yeah, when he get back to the headquarters, I’ll jump out and surprise him and he’ll scream just like a girl!”

Kowalski wished he had 더 많이 time to think up a 더 많이 believable story, but apparently Julien was convinced.

“Very well” said Julien. “But remind me…why did I agree to help 당신 again?”

“Well now that Skipper’s gone, I guess we can talk about it. Remember that amphitheater in the park that the humans built not too long ago? Well, they occasionally have performances in the afternoon but at night, it just sits, unused. This may seem a little unorthodox, coming from me, but I want 당신 to start having nightly performances there. I don’t care what they are as long as they don’t attract human attention. Keep the lighting and noise to a minimum, and if 당신 see any humans nearby, shut everything off 또는 hide.”

King Julien looked like he had gotten 로스트 on the first sentence. “So, 당신 want…”

“Just do something with the amphitheater in the park! If 당신 need help, get the chimps, I’ve heard them playing opera CDs one too many times recently; they need to get some of that ‘musical urge’ out of their system, if 당신 know what I mean.”

Without waiting for Julien to reply, Kowalski squeezed himself out of the tube and began to walk away. “Remember, Julien, I’ll be watching you. And also, please don’t let anyone know that you’ve seen me 또는 why 당신 started this, especially Skipper. Just act like it was something 당신 pulled out of your head, right? I’m sure a talented 여우 원숭이 king like 당신 could come up with something.”

“It is good to know that at least one of 당신 silly penguins has come to recognize my kingly talent!” said Julien. “But aren’t 당신 the smart 펭귄 who’s always making stuff? That little Private is the one who likes the music.”

Julien looked around and saw that Kowalski was gone. However, a feeling of him being watched from very close 의해 made him intensely uncomfortable, and he got the feeling that he probably shouldn’t argue with Kowalski on this one. But he definitely didn’t want to get in Skipper’s way.
posted by SuperRico
랜덤 things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)


* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy? 

Me: Hehe


* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, 당신 must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...
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posted by xDark_Angelx
Hey, guys. When I get bored, recently, I find myself 글쓰기 songs based on stuff that I enjoy, such as the Penguins of Madagascar. While not totally related, it's pretty obvious it can be related somehow if you're a fanguin; they can tell who can be thought of while 읽기 this.

This is 초 rough draft to this. If anyone has any ideas to make this better (better rhymes for certain phrases, 또는 simply a better way to phrase a line), feel free to let me know. I normally never really wrote songs, so this is new.

And since I have no clue how to get instruments for songs (I don't do any instruments,...
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The 다음 morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a 보트 far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...
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Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are 당신 alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” said Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are 당신 ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate 의해 avalanche of debris.
“I was training 당신 for situation like that” said Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to 삭제 stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...
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Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell 당신 that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...
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Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...
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THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.

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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy 신고 Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, 신고 on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...
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일 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every 초 of his reverie, pained his 심장 and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his 일 with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. 라푼젤 up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...
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posted by werockz
While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he said to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little 의해 little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...
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kowalski:help me please

Private: What's going on?

*run to Kowalski who on the floor bleeding *

Kowalski : oww help me please

Private: What happened? it hans he and stabed me. please it hurts

Private: *whimpers and pulls 칼, 나이프 out of Kowalski*

Kowalski:owwww *bleed more*

Private: Please work begin to * patch up* . I hate to lose 당신

Kowalski: they no chance for me but i wanted to tell 당신 how i feel*crying *

Private: What is it Kowalski?

Kowalski:i always though of 당신 lot and my action might of change your option of me but i want 당신 know that i will always 사랑 당신 and noting can change that

Private:...
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posted by werockz
"Please, don't haunt me! I have done nothing wrong."Private fearfully said. "Me want brain!"Skipper the zombie said. The zombies came and sucked his brain. "NO!"Private said.

Private woke up. He screamed but the trio did not hear. The others were just snoring. Private just sighed. He needs someone to talk too. He sneaked out of the HQ to the park.

It was a gloomy night and Private just touched the soft leaves. He heard loud scream from the arena. "It must be a concert."Private said. He walked past 3 trees. He was delighted until a 달팽이 startled him. "Whoa!"The 달팽이 exclaimed. "Dale? What are...
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posted by peacebaby7
Tuesday, May 28, 2012 @ 3:42pm
Baxter’s Incorporated: Manhattan, New York


    Kowalski was working in his office. It was a quaint room with high ceilings that caused your voice to echo when 당신 so much as whispered. 2 windows that looked out onto the busy streets of Manhattan. There was his work 책상, 데스크 that was in the middle of his room, facing the door. A small refrigerator on the 벽 behind that. His own private restroom at the far corner.

    Other than the small tapping that Kowalski was doing at his keyboard, the room was silent. That silence was...
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posted by peacebaby7
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This show is my life. Literally, 당신 should see all the 사진 I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of 팬 all over the world that loves the show. It's the 초 best show on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the show going on for at at least one 더 많이 season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the show should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the show to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
posted by Skiparah
As for school, I liked it about as much as having a
bucket of horse manure dumped on my head. (btw,
some kid did that once- may I add he was from school).
I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for
guys like that suck-up and nosy, persickity, nerd-
ball teachers. As the smallest guy in my class I was
the picking target for every freak there. I didn't
intend on being a push-over..-and I'm not! It's
just that I was the wrong guy, in the wrong place,
at the wrong time. When I turned rebel I quit school
all together. That was probably around third grade.
I know right? Right down ridiculas is what...
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When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, 당신 are." She shot back. "If it's an apology 당신 want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank 당신 for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think 당신 weren't going to follow through with that little...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the 겨울왕국 desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did 당신 come to find out about this 보트 thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The 다음 morning, another 보트 was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever 당신 say..." Something...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when 당신 see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...
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posted by peacebaby7
Interview Starting in

3...

2...

1...


Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 당신 been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 당신 have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 당신 as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: 엘 *sigh* "Who's your 다음 in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did 당신 go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do 당신 eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY 질문 당신 WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T



Tip: If 당신 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.