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posted by KowalskiTheLich
King Julien was sleeping on his ‘royal’ bounce house, snoring loudly. Maurice and Mort were sleeping on the opposite side of the exhibit, which was strange because usually Mort made it a point to sleep at least fairly close to Julien. Obviously, this snoring was not normal.

Julien rolled over and opened his eyes. “Whew, all this nasty stuffy air is not treating me well at all” he said. “Or maybe it was that bowl of lychee nuts I ate during the party yesterday.” He shuddered and rolled over, trying to get comfortable.

As he prodded the bouncy house as though it was suddenly going to become comfy for him, he felt a slight tugging sensation on his tail. Fearing it was Mort coming to bother him, he kicked backwards and continued poking the bounce house. It continued for a second, then suddenly Julien felt himself being pulled up into the air 의해 his tail. Not a pleasant sensation.

Julien yelped as he was pulled into the air, but neither of the other lemurs heard him, as they were wearing earplugs to block out his snoring.

Right as Julien regained his composure and was about to shout out, something wrapped around his mouth, preventing all but the slightest of sounds. Julien was then tied around a branch on the giant artificial palm 나무, 트리 in the 여우 원숭이 exhibit. Now he could not 옮기기 either. He squeaked, hoping 의해 some miracle he could attract some attention. Instead he was slapped in the face.

“Quiet lemur, 당신 don’t want this around your neck, do you?”

“Now that 당신 mention it, it is rather itchy” said Julien in a very muffled voice. He was slapped again.

“Now, I’m going to pull this off, and 당신 will be quiet…you don’t want me to tell 당신 what will happen if 당신 aren’t quiet…”

Julien felt the cloth around his mouth being untied and pulled away. Half of him wanted to shout loudly, both for help and to purposely defy this idiot’s wishes, but he really didn’t want to find out what would happen to him, although he sensed that it would involve his foot being tied up and him being swung in circles 의해 the rope until he was on the verge of vomiting.

As soon as Julien was free enough to rotate his body, he looked around to see if he could spot who was holding him captive. Of course, he couldn’t.

“I’m right here,” said his captor. Julien flipped around to where the voice was, but it was much too dark to see anything. Then the animal stepped into view.

“Skipper!?” said Julien.

“Yes, it is me,” said Skipper. “Let’s skip the pleasantries and I’ll give 당신 a briefing of the situation. Kowalski…you know, the smart one…suddenly got all interested in 음악 and ditched us a few nights ago. We assumed he was gone, but yesterday Private heard something coming from a corner of the room and went to investigate. He found a tiny peephole and through it he saw a black feather on the floor. A tail feather. And what’s more, a secret camera we installed in our headquarters the night before caught Kowalski sneaking inside while we were away on a mission and messing around with our stuff.”

“And what is it 당신 are asking?” said Julien.

“We want 당신 to help us catch him, duh!” said Skipper. “Or at the very least keep your eyes open and warn everyone 당신 can. We have no idea what Kowalski might be attempting, but based on the inventions we saw him take from the box it won’t be pretty.”

“If all 당신 are asking of me is help, then why did 당신 pull me into the 나무, 트리 의해 my royal tail?”

“As an example, lemur. To encourage 당신 to stay on your guard. If I had come up to 당신 politely and asked this, I doubt it would have had the same effect.”

“You have a point,” said Julien.

“Well, that’s all,” said Skipper. He untied Julien and Julien rolled off the branch and landed on the corner of the bouncy house. “Remember, keep on your guard. Oh, and Julien…please try and take this seriously.”

Julien gave a mock salute, hoping that it would be enough to drive the annoying 펭귄 away. It succeeded.

“He gone?” came a voice from inside the bouncy. Kowalski poked his head out of the tube that filled the bouncy with air. “Thanks for hiding me.”

“You are quite welcome, silly penguin!” said Julien. “But tell me…”

Kowalski cut him off. “It’s not important Julien. I just went away for a few hours and Skipper went wacko.”

“Then why…”

“No time for talk; just forget about it. But, don’t Skipper you’ve seen me because I…er…want to surprise him! Yeah, when he get back to the headquarters, I’ll jump out and surprise him and he’ll scream just like a girl!”

Kowalski wished he had 더 많이 time to think up a 더 많이 believable story, but apparently Julien was convinced.

“Very well” said Julien. “But remind me…why did I agree to help 당신 again?”

“Well now that Skipper’s gone, I guess we can talk about it. Remember that amphitheater in the park that the humans built not too long ago? Well, they occasionally have performances in the afternoon but at night, it just sits, unused. This may seem a little unorthodox, coming from me, but I want 당신 to start having nightly performances there. I don’t care what they are as long as they don’t attract human attention. Keep the lighting and noise to a minimum, and if 당신 see any humans nearby, shut everything off 또는 hide.”

King Julien looked like he had gotten 로스트 on the first sentence. “So, 당신 want…”

“Just do something with the amphitheater in the park! If 당신 need help, get the chimps, I’ve heard them playing opera CDs one too many times recently; they need to get some of that ‘musical urge’ out of their system, if 당신 know what I mean.”

Without waiting for Julien to reply, Kowalski squeezed himself out of the tube and began to walk away. “Remember, Julien, I’ll be watching you. And also, please don’t let anyone know that you’ve seen me 또는 why 당신 started this, especially Skipper. Just act like it was something 당신 pulled out of your head, right? I’m sure a talented 여우 원숭이 king like 당신 could come up with something.”

“It is good to know that at least one of 당신 silly penguins has come to recognize my kingly talent!” said Julien. “But aren’t 당신 the smart 펭귄 who’s always making stuff? That little Private is the one who likes the music.”

Julien looked around and saw that Kowalski was gone. However, a feeling of him being watched from very close 의해 made him intensely uncomfortable, and he got the feeling that he probably shouldn’t argue with Kowalski on this one. But he definitely didn’t want to get in Skipper’s way.
The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 당신 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 물고기 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 물고기 that a 랍스터 left 다음 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 물고기 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico said sadly. “Then what are 당신 waiting for? All 당신 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 당신 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 당신 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 당신 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 당신 are not sentient. 당신 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 당신 just said that 당신 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 당신 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 또는 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 당신 define yourself? Are 당신 yourself because of your actions, 또는 are your actions based on who 당신 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 당신 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 저기요 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are 당신 hitting yourself?
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda said happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He said in his Danish accent. "Then 의해 the powers invested in me...I now pronounce 당신 man and wife. 당신 may 키스 your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their 프렌즈 stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 상단, 맨 위로 instead of the bottom due to everything in the 성 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 당신 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You said so at the meeting! 당신 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 당신 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 당신 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 음악 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 음악 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 당신 all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if 당신 can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired 의해 peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the 다음 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, 당신 have to 키스 each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: 당신 heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop 키싱 each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. 저기요 KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer 의해 my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 옮기기 back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't 당신 crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I said in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 당신 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 디자인 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 당신 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 당신 have any other 질문 당신 can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 이전 일 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue said location. She looked at the clock on the 벽 다음 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 시간 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of 당신 who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 당신 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 당신 who tranquilized 당신 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 안전한, 안전 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 프렌즈 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 다음 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 당신 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 침대 and walked into the 다음 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 다음 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, 당신 should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski said lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper said "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene 팬 당신 will 사랑 her!) And i 사랑 my music, so in parts of the 기사 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope 당신 like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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It was a rainy 일 in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring 일 ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a 펭귄 and shakes to dry her feathers* 당신 guys, don`t go outside 또는 당신 will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, 당신 got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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