Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the 음식 I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two 펭귄 dummies made out of gross 타코 meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat 타코 is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two 펭귄 runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. 다음 Kowalski makes a working 슬링 shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the 타코 long enough for 당신 to corkscrew it back to the um...killer 부엌, 주방 it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. 옮기기 man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a 표, 테이블 in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The 타코 rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the given requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps 앞으로 but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are 당신 here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, 당신 are alive! Kowalski said 당신 were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. 당신 mean Kowalski is here too? I thought 당신 all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the 타코 quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, 당신 are going to teach that 타코 how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah 당신 kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant 타코 trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do 또는 die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The 타코 sees a tasty 펭귄 and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what 당신 were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when 당신 take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, 당신 will get two common factors in which 당신 replace the 답변 with the variable sin the given equation...
(30 초 later)
Kowalski: And finally, 당신 can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The 타코 shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The 타코 has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to 침대 at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?