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posted by Skiparah
I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking 보트 I either got used to it 또는 just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd 헤로인 him into 다음 tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because the left one was starting to turn an olvacado green around the edges. I guess when I kept hitting the guy so he couldn't leave 또는 anything I left out one important detail in the script. His buddies topside would start missing him after while. A few days later another guy came traipsing down to the hold. He was calling 'Bubba's name and was packing a 까마귀 bar. I didn't know whether it was just 'cause he was scared of the dark, 또는 he thought something real was down here. I didn't want to take any chances. I stepped back into the far corner of the hold and held my breath. He clomped around in the small room before he stepped on Bubba's leg. He screamed like some girl I knew in 초 grade and stumbled backwards right on 상단, 맨 위로 of me. I swear he stepped on every place I had. I guess I must have made a good bit of racket because he figured out I was there. He shouted, "Lookie, Lookie! Der's a 펭귄 down here!" and picked me up like a rag doll. "Boy, he's heavier than he looks!!" The jerk muttered. That pissed me off. I turned around and bit him. Being a 펭귄 I don't have any teeth, but it freaked the stupid idiot at least. He dropped me like a sack of stinking 물고기 onto his foot. Honestly that guy was wearing super-steel combat boots 또는 something! It winded me enough to keep me still so he could throw a sack over me and before I knew it he had hauled me up the stairs topside. I heard him call, "Hey boss! Lookie what / found!" I rolled my eyes. Humans were so demented. I wriggled to break free but it was no use. It really wasn't my doing that I managed to get out of that sack. The blitthering idiot dropped me. I hit the wooden deck with a hard thud and tumbled out into the blinding, bright sunlight. I sheilded my eyes from the light and heard a deep, rough-voiced chuckle, "Well, well, well, well, what have we here?" he asked. He pulled my flipper away from my face and I got a good look at his mug. It wasn't a terrible-looking face. He had a grey beard, moustache, and grey-blue eyes. He had gritty, coffie-stained teeth which clenched down on his old-fashoined looking pipe he had. He warbled, "Hey kid, you're a good ways from 집 now aren't ya'?" All of a sudden I realized, these guys didn't speak Danish. They were American. The 'Boss' turned to that idiot who dropped me and barked, "Take him to my quarters. Josie will fix him up right and propper". The bozo grabbed me roughly and carried me like a sopping-wet kitten into the captain's quarters. He slung me onto the springy 침대 and I suddenly remembered 의해 broken flipper as it snapped out of place where I'd managed to push it back in. "G'night bird.." the jerk muttered before slamming the door. I glanced at my flipper. I could see where the bone was jutting up, leaving a rise in my upper flipper. I cringed, standing up and looking around. Then suddenly some sort of something 또는 other bowled into me like an express train and knocked me back into the wall. I looked up at a female loon with her foot on my chest forcing me down. She rambled something in Danish, 'Who are 당신 and what do 당신 want?!' Is what she said. I replied in Danish, 'Who I am is classified. I WANT off!'. She got the message. She removed her foot, 'You want off?' she asked in Danish, 'I'll give 당신 'off'!'. She swung me towards the open window. I saw the ocean water rushing wildly below me. I yelped and shouted in english rapidly, "No,no,no,no! Not 'off' like that!" The loon did a double take and replied in english, "Oh, you're American." she didn't pull me back inside though. I felt kind of weird hanging out over the open water with some female staring at my butt. "Um, can 당신 pull me up?" I asked. The loon thought a momment, then replied, "Eh, no.." Then she let go.
posted by legendary7
Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...
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Ok i know this is my 초 one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and 애로우 and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an 애로우 at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew 당신 were out to get me." Skipper said putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...
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posted by skipper12a
Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the 다음 part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the 펭귄 HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever 당신 want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and 셰리 주, 셰리, 셰 리 all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...
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posted by sweetyKneul
저기요 everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope 당신 understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...
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Death 의해 Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet 초콜릿 (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened 코코아 powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder 또는 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons 사워, 사 우 어 cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream 또는 whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet 초콜릿 (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat 오븐 to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 또는 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof 또는 other...
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posted by SkippX101
All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear 당신 have memory loss, 당신 have alresdy been captured 의해 Blowhole before, so 당신 are the least of our worries." Kowalski said with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...
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Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four 프렌즈 of mine.
Sometimes they 물고기 in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play 배구 and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to 물고기 in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight 의해 where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...
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“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” said the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” Said the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
Skilight, chapter 2, 의해 mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered 의해 thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton 캔디 clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...
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Private: Ouch! Stupid 쥐, 마우스 trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: 저기요 Tigress, have 당신 met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Alex:wow that 펭귄 is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that 펭귄 just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking 펭귄
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he said that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
posted by theWOLFPACK15
Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of 물고기 coffee. "She's late. This is the 초 time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her 가입하기 the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...
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Re-submission and 편집 of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn 무지개, 레인 보우 commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the 동물 in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring 펭귄 four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot 또는 cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a 여우
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
posted by Grimms-Dragon
It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may 또는 may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a 슬래쉬 fiction, 또는 any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain 당신 guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS 일 AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell 당신 what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...
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posted by hahahaidontcare
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed 의해 fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard 당신 scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed 의해 fangirls and asked out 의해 the prettiest 돌고래 in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how 당신 feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," said William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make 당신 look dumb, but that's a lamp post," said Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Skipper! Can 당신 help me get this stupid cotton 캔디 off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE 다음 MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...
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"Skipper, that 레이 was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, 의해 Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That 레이 was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So 당신 disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...
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Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst 일 of my life.


So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...
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