마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 당신 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 당신 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 당신 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 당신 are not sentient. 당신 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 당신 just said that 당신 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 당신 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? 당신 can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do 당신 mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do 당신 like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! 당신 ARE!

Cleverbot: But 당신 told me that 당신 are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 일 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special 일
Alex:fun-sized 일
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I 사랑 laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Conscience!! pt. 1

posted by have64

Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator 레이 and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can 당신 here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who said that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did 당신 invented your Conscience...

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A Week In Death Chapter 4: William's tales.

posted by 67Dodge

"So are 당신 really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," said William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where 당신 see a white light, go to heaven 또는 hell, 또는 be a ghost, 또는 even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," said William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that 당신 are dead, only time will tell, but at least 당신 get it good, some ghosts...

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I will steal your 수달, 오 터 chp1: she is hot!

posted by andresandru

Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE 당신 HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, 당신 cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he said showing skipper his...

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The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere: Prologue

posted by Katie_Kat200

Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope 당신 guys enjoy this 또는 else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope 당신 like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal 일 in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and 의해 the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Last chapter)

posted by imskipper

Greetings! Here is Skipper again and again, I'll always be the narator and the writter of this book anyway. I think this chapter have less action on the fight. Well, this is the last chapter. The story was kinda short. Leave a 코멘트 of 당신 want to. Keep your self being honest. If 당신 are being honest, 당신 will gain trust. Thanks for 읽기 and finishing the story!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter IV - The Creature of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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We are on our own bunks, still sleeping. But suddenly..."AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...

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Love's Conspirator (page 2)

posted by LtKowalski

The working 제목 of this story was Untitled 사랑 Story. Sorry the 초 part took so long, I wanted a better 제목 before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my 이전 failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on 상단, 맨 위로 of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...

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Love's Conspirator (page 1)

posted by LtKowalski

This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May 당신 be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them 겨울왕국 staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold 사랑 for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...

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Brandon DeOtters Metal Story!

posted by beastialmoon

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If 당신 haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His 펭귄 friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...

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hide and go kill part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first 펭귄 i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone 또는 a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the 코끼리 habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain 고양이 and 개 it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body

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Chirstmas part 4

posted by alex356

Skipper:what do 당신 mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand 당신 can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal 당신
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I said we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes 당신
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited 더 많이 than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want 당신 guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one 더 많이 night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.

28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist 수달, 오 터 in the land.she was loved 의해 all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the 일 jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's 노래 he sing along.

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KITKA RETURNS!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Lilly just stared at the door, heartbroken. What did she EVER see in him?He's such a JERK! Kowalski and the others can't stand to see their 프렌즈 upset, so they tried to help. " Don't worry Lilly.Skipper was just speaking out of anger. He didn't mean it." Kowalski said as he tried to hold Lilly's flipper. She pulled away. " Kowalski, if he didn't mean it-" She paused holding back tears " He wouldn't have said it." Lilly walked away, into the night.
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OUTSIDE THE HQ (IN THE ZOO)!!!!!
Lilly was...

Doris comes to visit!- Part 10

posted by skipperfan5431

The eerie eyes of the mechanical menace stared hungrily at the small,practically bite-sized little penguins. Then, it charged. " Hold your ground ladies!" Lilly commanded,completely serious. " But Lilly! It's charging at intense speed! We'll be-" " HOLD-YOUR-GROUND SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!" Lilly yelled. Kam obediently nodded her head and followed her commander's order. The giant 타이타닉 monster neared the girls. Lilly's eyes focused on it the entire time. closer,closer,CLOSER---
" EVASIVE!" Lilly shouts. The four females roll out of the way, just as the beast got to where they were standing!...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the 동물 aproach the 터미네이터 ride, Officer X jumps out holding a giant vacume with a strange black liquid inside. As soon as Kowalski sees the strange substence, he seems to recognize it and he slides away. " Kowalski! where are 당신 going!?" Screamed Private, hoping his friend would answer. " Do 당신 little birdies know whats in this vacume?" Asks Officer X in an evil tone. He finds a 쥐 and sprays it with the strange black mist. It seems to be dead. " AHHHHH!!" Screamed all the remaining penguins. (and Julien.) " This is somethi'n Ilike to call CHEMICAL X!" Explains Officer...

오소리 Love: Chapter 4: The 날짜

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 4
         The Date

    Later that night both Private and Rico were ready for their dates with the badgers.

“You ready Rico?”

“Yup, you?”

“I’m not quite sure.”

“No worries,” he grunted with a smile.

“I know it’s just my first 날짜 that’s all.”

“It’s ok.”

Before they went to meat the badgers, the rest of the penguins gave them a little talk.

“Well, are 당신 two ready for your dates?” Asked Skipper.

“Yup!”

“Y-yeah, I think.”

“Don’t worry Private,...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 4

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER FOUR: In the sewer

"Well, we had our break now it's time to go back to the HQ." said Kowalski. He looked at Rico and goggled his eyes in anger. "Rico, 당신 give it back to me, this instance!"
"Na-aaah!" barked Rico, hiding the gameboy behind his back. He took several steps backwards, shielding his toy from Kowalski.
"THIS was the main cause of our problems!" growled Kowalski, waddling up to Rico and waving with his notepad furiously. Rico threw the gameboy up in the air and opened his beak to 제비, 삼키기 it down, but he missed as for Kowalski made a sudden rush at him. They both landed on the...