마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 당신 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 당신 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 당신 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 당신 are not sentient. 당신 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 당신 just said that 당신 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 당신 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? 당신 can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do 당신 mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do 당신 like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! 당신 ARE!

Cleverbot: But 당신 told me that 당신 are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

This is chapter 2 of The Vampire Epidemic. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private said as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and 스플릿, 분할 up, looking for their 다음 victims.
Private stayed in the 펭귄 HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private said in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like 당신 have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates...

Leave to Change (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Wait For You")

posted by mostar1219

His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the 침대 wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be 의해 the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...

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A Shameful Crime [Part 2]

posted by RockOnPenguin

The 3 penguins began to 검색 for clues around the habitat. Rico had found something near the telescope.

"Ey! Look ova' ere'!" He shouted to Kowalski and Private. They both waddled over.

"Looks like there is a spilled substance of some sort." Kowalski ran his flipper over the 주황색, 오렌지 substance, and licked it. "Mango."

"Maybe Skipper was drinking a 망고 beverage and then spilled it when he saw Marlene collapse." Private assumed. "But wait, Skipper hates Mango. Why would he be drinking it? And the cup isn't shattered!" Private then questioned himself.

"Wait...... Mango? Thats the main ingredient...

Truth Of The Unforgotten Past chapter 5 To Say Goodbye

posted by MadagascarGirl

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski said looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little 펭귄 opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are 당신 alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...

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Confidence is Strength (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "You Raise Me Up")

posted by mostar1219

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a 펭귄 didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

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Celeste Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

On the lead of Skipper, the penguins jumped out of their bunks. The screams contuined. "Skippah, help!" Private yelled. Skipper landed on his feet. The penguins got ready to face a monster, but what they were really going up against seemed to be a helpless little girl.
They leaped in front of the door. Skipper kicked the door aside. Each entered, searching for a threat on all sides. The only penguins in there were Celeste and Private. "I knew it!" Skipper thought.
"What happened here?!" Skipper yelled, shaking the lab.
"It's her leg!" Private cried pointing to Celeste, who had her flippers wrapped...

Which Way Is Home? (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "It Will Rain")

posted by mostar1219

Gio and Private were out in the park getting some snowcones and spending some time together. They felt like there would be no separating them.
When they got back to the HQ, though, they found that Skipper had a postcard in his flippers for Gio. Apparently, Gio was the only one in the group that knew how to read, so they didn't jump to any conclusions until she read it.
"Let me see that," Gio said to Skipper, who gave the postcard to her.
It had a picture of the Brookfield Zoo, her old home. When she was 읽기 it, her smile slowly turned into a frown.
"What does it say?" Private asked.
"It says,...

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" 또는 not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the 거리 lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life 또는 Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (6) Imprisoned

posted by peacebaby7

The 다음 morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a 보트 far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...

Held In (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "No Surprise")

posted by mostar1219

The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of 레이 of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched 의해 Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...

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Celeste Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy 또는 even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to 침대 so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking 우유 from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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The 수달, 오 터 Woman-Old English

posted by Private1sCut3

Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady said thee!"

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the 부엌, 주방

posted by legendary7

일 27
As Private woke up from 침대 that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" 의해 Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater 의해 the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings 또는 dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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I Need 당신 Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" 의해 Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down 의해 a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her 헬멧 on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

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'Little Skipper'

posted by Skiparah

It was an unusually chilly night in June. It was the 8th of June to be exact. Rain was pouring down in torrents, showering the abandonned trailer. The reflection of headlights on an occasional passing vehicle 또는 a flashlight danced along the tin roof. A 펭귄 darted quickly across the gravel road, his body slicked and shiny from the pounding rain. He hurried to the trailer, ducking beneath it and crawling down underneath. He slunk a short ways before thrusting himself up through a hatch in the floor above him. He found himself in a small, warm kitchen. He stood up, slicking the rainwater...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (1) Finding 사랑

posted by peacebaby7

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are 당신 okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his 소총 on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

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What Nickelodeon Replaced POM With.

posted by RTE33

(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)

Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!

Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic 배구 Tournament?

Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!

Rico: WHAT?

Private: oh deer.

Skipper: *spits out 물고기 Coffee* CANCELED?

Kowalski: Yes.

Private: Why Would They Do That?

Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket...

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Luna 미리 보기

posted by legendary7

While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The 펭귄 felt the 물고기 dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, 당신 okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering 펭귄 didn't and...