마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Your 펭귄 Personality

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posted by queenpalm

I'm 글쓰기 this so 당신 can find out wich 펭귄 당신 are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes 당신 sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child.
D. Youngest child.
E. Twin, triplet, ect.

What is your 가장 좋아하는 kind of book?

A. 책 about wars.
B. I don't usually read.
C. 책 on science.
D. 책 with lots of fantisy in them.
E. I like them all!

If someone tells 당신 a secret, what do 당신 do?

A. Tell everyone the secret!
B. Tell only a few people the secret.
C. 당신 never tell anyone else the secret.
D. Nobody tells me secrets.
E. Keep it to yourself for a while, then tell everybody!

당신 have answered all the 질문 I could think of. Now record your score and I'll tell 당신 wich 펭귄 당신 are.

Mostly A's...
당신 are a Rico, daring, brave, and cool.

Mostly B's...
당신 are a Skipper, leader in your family, and dominant.

Mostly C's...
당신 are a Kowalski, smart, and brainy.

Mostly D's...
당신 are a Private, youngest, last, and always willing to help.

Mostly E's...
당신 are a lemur, nothing can get in your way, and 당신 just like to have fun.

If 당신 answered with the same leter as much as another one, that means 당신 could be either one.

peacebaby7, Dumdog and 1 other like this

mostar1219 My rating is Kowalski.

Private1sCut3 My score is DBEDDD so I'm like Private! yay! =D Thats awesome! ^_^

sparks_90 Private :D

Gumball17 I'm Kowalski.

CuteCuddly My score was E C D D C. I'm 2/5 Kowalski, 2/5 Private and 1/5 lemur. That sounds about right.

Icicle1penguin I'm a Rico/Private since they had a tie. XD

SgtSkipper BDEDBC I'm Pripper

skipper12a I got CCDBCD. Just as I calculated, I received a Kowalski. :D

Dumdog I'M SKIPPER!!!!

Colonelpenguin ccdbec I'm kowalski!!

___Sophie___ My Result is C C D C E C More on the C+? NO!!! I never get a C in my entire lifetime. Oh wait, Cs for Kowalski. So, booyah!!!

___Sophie___ heheh, I literally talk in a manner that individuals won't comprehend. I called the dentist's medicine, abysmally terrible!!

Skipperlovah258 I'm Skipper! (I knew it!)

knd-pom-sp 2/6skipper ,2/6 Private 1/6 lemur. 1/6 Kowalski so I'm skipper/privet i guess

NoShameHere CDEBEC 2/6 Kowalski 2/6 Lemur 1/6 Private 1/6 Skipper This is... STRANGELY ACCURATE. XD Oh, btw, this is all rambling. Me being analytical about this. Seriously just go ahead and scroll right past it. X3 ________________________________________________________ The Kowalski Part is accurate because I have a fascination with the way the world work, and when going into explanation I have a tendency to use more of my higher vocabulary. This, in turn, has a tendency to confuse people... The Lemur Part is accurate because I am also a very laid back, go with the flow, focus on having fun, not making everyone happy, kind of person. I take what comes, as it comes, and I more worry about the present than the future. As a student getting ready to enter college, this could be my downfall... The Private Part, is also accurate in that I am almost always a very understanding person. It's part of my philosophy to understand and respect other people's opinions, even though they don't agree with mine, and the one thing that someone can do to irk me, is bullying other people around. I will step in if I see the right moment to (as in when it's appropriate to) Also, I love cartoons. :P The Skipper part is accurate in that I am more of a leader than a follower. Mainly because of my intellectual side, that also has pride issues. XD But in my defense, every group I've been in, where I wasn't leading them, have been nothing but unorganized, not getting anything done. I also happen to be very calm in at least small crisis situations. Like when my sister caught the carpet on fire... or when the stove caught on fire while I was making pancakes... at least during fires. I was actually quite surprised with how well I take moments like that. I'm no more stressed then, than I am now. __________________________________________________________ Yes, though, the Kowalski and Lemur sides of me are indeed more dominant, probably because I don't have as much need to talk down situations, or be a leader, on a regular basis. :P

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the 성 right before he got inside a huge 늑대 monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two 더 많이 늑대 monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one 슬래쉬 from his powerful sword. The lights of the 성 then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One 의해 one then came but he was still no problem for the 펭귄 vampire. Killing of all them he made...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first 년 hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, 별, 스타 charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of 우주 stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean 당신 no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! Show yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. 당신 have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from 당신 it doesn't mean 당신 should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing 물고기 soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets 다음 to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. 당신 need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. 당신 can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know 당신 will take good care of our son 또는 daughter. Why don't 당신 get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help 당신 during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, 당신 wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It said a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do 당신 see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And 당신 can be my friend! Oh! And 당신 can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! 당신 must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! 당신 TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! 당신 must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! 당신 ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't 또는 anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be 프렌즈 than to own friends..."

RK: "What are 당신 doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

펭귄 Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that 담홍색, 핑크 play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh 당신 wanna dance, prom...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 키싱 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 당신 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame 제목 is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 레이 gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 분 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 년 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 8 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees 또는 bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat 당신 up and nothing else." He said.
The 망아지, 콜트 whinnied again...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 8

posted by CuteCuddly

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried 의해 Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere 초 before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just 초 ago.

We were...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: 저기요 you!
Me: Oh no, not 당신 again.
Officer X: 당신 know, 당신 and your 펭귄 프렌즈 still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished 당신 off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, 당신 fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on 당신 like sweet and 사워, 사 우 어 sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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The Slenderman chp. 4

posted by stlouisfan

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very 다음 morning; followed shortly 의해 Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski said as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

로스트 in the 부시, 부시 대통령은 of Africa chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 다음 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did 당신 get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well 당신 know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are 당신 crazy there are wild 동물 out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing 의해 a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 모피 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a 쥐, 마우스 I look like minnie 쥐, 마우스 but different. I wear a 담홍색, 핑크 bow a 담홍색, 핑크 dress and 담홍색, 핑크 shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) 저기요 where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the 다음 thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...