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posted by mostar1219
The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid 당신 guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: 당신 wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let 당신 know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think 당신 guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see 당신 perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 시간 later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back 집 and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus 여우 원숭이 Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! 당신 look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be 노래 a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The 다음 day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified 또는 something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan 당신 with the Laser Disguise 레이 and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, 당신 can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one 더 많이 thing that 당신 need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
랜덤 Kid: 당신 sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen 당신 at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
랜덤 female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) 당신 stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)

The end
posted by skipperfan5431
It was a cool windy evening at the Central Park Zoo, and all the 동물 were sleeping. Actually, there were two 동물 up. An otter,and a penguin. "Lilly! Wait for me!" Marlene begged breathlessly as she tried to catch up to her friend. " I can't belly slide like 당신 penguins do!" " Sorry Marlene!" Lilly said playfully. " Skipper told me to test my stamina on land before I do my aquatics training. And if that means Doing seven non-stop, fifteen mile per 시간 laps around Central Park, Then so be it." Marlene faints as her friend keeps lapping around her unconsious body. The 다음 morning, Skipper...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
It was a normal 일 in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were about to start battle training. All of a sudden and loud bang came from above them. They climb up the latter and jump into postion, ready to attack. In the center of the platform is a large box.

Private:"What do 당신 think is in there?"
Skipper:"Kolwalski analysis!"

Kolwalski examines the box.

Kolwalski:"It seems to be a large crate, one that contains live cargo."

The box moves around and they back away.

Skipper:"Rico open the box!"

Rico coughs up a crowbar and starts to open the box. The 상단, 맨 위로 falls to the ground. A black and white streak...
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posted by Camillebas
Victoria sat in a chair at the corner of the room. It had been a 일 since she had landed here after a fight with a 매, 팔 콘 almost killed her. Four penguins surrounded her, the one named Kowalski had a clipboard, anothe one a bit shorter than Kowalski with a mowhawk held a light over her, One that had a flat head stood in front of her, and the shortest o the four stood inoccently 의해 Kowalski. "So," the flat-headed one said,"who are you?" Victoria looked at him
"Victoria" she saidafter a few moments of hesitation, "Who are you? May I ask?". The 펭귄 glared into her eyes "That information is...
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posted by KowalskiTheLich
“So…this is it?” said Marlene, obviously under whelmed. She turned to Kowalski, who was standing 다음 to her, surveying his lair proudly.

“What, 당신 don’t like it?” said Kowalski sadly.

“No, no!” said Marlene quickly, not wanting to hurt his feelings. “It’s just…it’s in the sewer…”

“After a bit, 당신 can’t really notice the smell,” said Kowalski, taking a deep breath to prove her wrong. An unbearable smell crashed into his nostrils and he groaned and put a flipper over his beak. “I stand corrected.”

“So, where is this organ?” she said, looking around. “Is...
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"It Happened One Afternoon"

"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 5 (4X05)

Production Code: 405 Air date: ?

Previous: "I Smell A Rat" Next: "The 돌고래 Who Hired Me" I

t Happened One Afternoon/Transcript

Scene I: 펭귄 HQ (Inside)

(Skipper is seated at the table, staring at his cup of coffee. Has bloodshot eyes)

Private: (Waddles in from Kowalski's lab) Oh! Good Morning, Skipper. You're up early!

Skipper: I don't see anything good about it, especially when I'm going through a crisis at the moment.

Private: Oh no! Do 당신 need us to buy a 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 to...
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Fairy Tale 05.24.15

Skipper gripped the bars of his cage as Hans stood boastfully on the other side.

“All right, puffin,” he said scowling, “you got me. What’s your plan this time?”

Hans smiled. “Why the rush?” he asked. “Can’t we talk?”

Skipper arched a brow and narrowed his eyes. “Talk? As in the exchange of words?”

Hans rolled his eyes. “That’s typically the definition of talk, Skipper.”

Skipper studied him carefully. “What about?”

Hans turned around and headed back to a control 표, 테이블 under a large screen. “Do 당신 remember when we were children, Skipper?” he...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am crying, watching tears fall

Rumors zooming through my head

Only silence fills my mouth

Like it never had a chance

Do 당신 have to take me for naive

Don't judge me for me

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on 불, 화재

Like if I'm insecure

Like if i'm paper

Go on and try to kill me

I will stand back up

Strong and proud

Strong and proud

As I dry my tears, I smile

And blow away your lies

Wouldn't it surprise you

As I brush 당신 off as if you're air

All my hope seems shattered

But I'm actually bursting with faith

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I'm a 팬 with a gun, gun, gun

I'm a 팬 with a gun, gun, gun

Get out your weapons

War's began

Are 당신 a 팬 또는 a hater?

If PoM is the case

Then I will die

With my hand up in a salute *ok I know 당신 can't die like that But 곰 with me*

Skipper says before a war

You better know what you're fighting for

Well PoM, I 사랑 당신 to death!

If this will carry 당신 on, A fighter I'll be

I'm a 팬 with a gun

Fighting until they give in

I don't care if the haters blind my sight!

I'll throw away my insanity, PoM

Just to keep 당신 alive!

Don't 당신 know 당신 keep me going?

And I

Wanna live to see 당신 thrive

Tonight

I...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am stuck with the other 연인들

Trying to hold on

Feel like PoM is never coming back

Will someone lift me up?

And I ask myself

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And 사랑 another fandom

And I tell myself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

당신 are stuck with the other 연인들

Trying to hold on

Feel pressured 의해 the rumors

Will someone relive you?

ASK yourself....

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And 사랑 another fandom

당신 need to tel yourself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

Your life stays low as people give up around 당신

당신 ask around if PoM is still alive, the answer stays the same

당신 wonder what PoM's future is, and wonder

당신 feel determination in your blood and keep PoM in your heart

No, No, no

Don't want to be

No, No, No

But A fanguin

당신 are stuck with the other 연인들
Mischief Managed 05.06.15

Note: This is kind of Skilene, depending on how 당신 look at it. Was it a legit joke 또는 a test? 당신 be the judge.

— § —

Skipper approached Marlene’s habitat with a grin. Kowalski had pulled this one over on him just a short while ago, and he couldn’t wait to see the look on Marlene’s face when he tricked her too.

“Knock, knock,” he called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

“Hey, Skipper,” Marlene called back. “You never knock,” she observed. “What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing,” Skipper replied. “I just wanted to ask 당신 something.”

Marlene arched...
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