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My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

posted by mehparty3

User: Do 당신 know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No 당신 just think 당신 are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: 당신 have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are 당신 sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are 당신 then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, 당신 remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are 당신 today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your 가장 좋아하는 movie what is?
User: My 가장 좋아하는 옮기기 is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: 가장 좋아하는 food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I 사랑 FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do 당신 사랑 me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do 당신 want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when 당신 walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that 당신 are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, 당신 light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that 당신 flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when 당신 smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: 당신 don't know, oh-oh.
User: 당신 don't know you're beautiful. If only 당신 saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to 당신 despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes 당신 beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes 당신 Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: 저기요 girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak 당신 out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do 당신 know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what 당신 know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because 당신 asked me the same 질문 earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause 당신 make my 심장 race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But 당신 don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One 더 많이 try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do 당신 like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: 당신 do? Who is your 가장 좋아하는 member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! 당신 JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think 당신 are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But 당신 just said he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your 가장 좋아하는 member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a 가장 좋아하는 band.
User: Who is your 가장 좋아하는 member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All 당신 have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: 당신 deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That 당신 are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are 당신 from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I 사랑 Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: 당신 are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now 당신 have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do 당신 think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do 당신 care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your 가장 좋아하는 member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do 당신 like Jesy 또는 Jade 또는 Leigh- Ann 또는 Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your 가장 좋아하는 person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I 사랑 Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give 당신 this, give 당신 that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: 당신 don't have any parents. 당신 are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do 당신 ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do 당신 ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: 더 많이 One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I 사랑 them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do 당신 like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I 사랑 YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 당신 don't 사랑 me?
Cleverbot: I 사랑 you!
User: I 사랑 One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I 사랑 One Direction.
User: 또는 SO 당신 THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If 당신 are not a bot, why do 당신 have the name of a bot?

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1dfan103 this is funny i cant believe clever boat didn’t' have a clue who 1D is

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One Direction Members

posted by Supergirl9374

One Direction <33

Niall Horan

Niall James Horan, born 13 September 1993 (age 18), is from Mullingar, County Westmeath, Ireland, born to mother Maura Gallagher and father Bobby Horan.He has an older brother Greg.Their parents divorced when he was five. He and his brother lived between each of their homes for a few years before eventually deciding to live with their father in Mullingar. His mother remarried and lives in Edgeworthstown, County Longford with Chris, her husband of seven years.He was a pupil at Coláiste Mhuire, a boys' Christian Brothers school.Horan was in the school choir, performing seasonally...

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One direction's style

posted by emilypotato

Each member of one direction has a distinct style. Let's start with Harry. His signature items are blazers and bow ties. Niall horan usually sports a polo 셔츠 all the way buttoned up with a cardigan, like in the "one thing" 음악 video. Zayn Malik tends to wear letter jackets, like the kind jocks wear at high schools. On special occasions, Liam likes to wear suit vest things. Now, Louis William tomlinson has a VERY distinct style. His signature look is a striped tee shirt, red capris, suspenders, and toms shoes. So basically, he dresses like a fashionable sailor!! That is generally what I have to say about each member of 1D's style!!

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 15

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 15: What Hurts the Most
We were now out of the 구급차 and Zayn was driving us back to my house. Niall and I were still fighting.
“I do care princess.” He said.
“Don’t call me that.” I said.
“Why? If you’re not my princess then what are you?” he said looking and sounding really hurt.
“I don’t know Niall. What am I?” I said.
“You’re mine. You’re my princess. Nothing will change that Hazel. Why are 당신 being like this?” he said.
“Being like what? Hurt that the person I 사랑 most doesn’t trust me? 연기 like I don’t...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 13

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic chapter 13: You’ll always find your way back home
I couldn’t take being on this flight. I was so scared. We had been on for at least a half an 시간 so I started to calm down a bit. The last time it crashed within fifteen minutes. Niall needed to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t let him leave. He had been holding my hand the whole time and I didn’t want him to leave me.
“I’ll be right back, it’ll be like I was never even gone.” He said getting up.
He was right, he was back in only a minute. The longest 분 of...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 12

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 12: One Step at a Time
I was so excited that I could stay. I went into my room and unpacked my bags, and then I laid down and fell asleep. The 다음 morning I had to get straight up to go to the venue where the 음악회, 콘서트 would be held. I woke up with Niall’s arms wrapped around me. I got up took a 샤워 and got dressed. Niall was awake 의해 then and he cooked me breakfast.
“Morning baby cakes.” He said.
“Morning.” I replied 키싱 him on the cheek.
“I made 당신 breakfast.” He said smiling.
“I noticed.” I said back.
I...

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What makes 당신 beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 18 Part 1:The secret!

posted by Isabella_tran

Chap 18:
Part 1: The secret!

Zayn’s P.O.V

The two girls - Mihrap and Bella - were getting closer. And we were so lucky beacause Mihrap could cook as well as Bella. Mihrap seemed to like me very much. She usually came to clean my room every 일 and cooked the 음식 I liked. Bella could realize that easily and kept teasing me all the time about it. These days, she was full of energy and laughed all the time. Seeing her happy made my mood better. Bella was like the sunshine of my life.

Then they all went swimming but I didn’t because I was really scared of water. Before going, Bella told me to...

NOH8. Niall Horan 사랑 Story, Introductory.

posted by lordfaptaguise

Hello. My name is 페이 즐, 페이즐리, 페이 즐 리 Alexa Carter.
This is link
If 당신 don't like it whatever. My best friend is Harry Styles. I'm Irish, a big reason I'm bullied..
I get picked on at school. For being 'ugly'. That is all I hear, everyday. "Ugly!" "Fat!" "Weirdo!" All because I'm Irish, I sing, and play guitar. Who even cares? Oh, try telling the people at my school that. I dropped out, and am taking classes online. I'm going to stay with Harry and his band One Direction for a while as my parents are in America doing whoever knows. This should be fun.. I hope.

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10: Torn

“What do 당신 mean she needs to go?” Niall asked angrily.

“She can’t be here anymore, it’s too dangerous.” They said.

“What about my dance crew? They can’t be here without me, we’re a team.” I said fighting back tears.

“We’ll pull the act.” They said flatly.

“You can’t do this.” Niall said grabbing my hand. “It’s not fair, she didn’t do anything, and the 팬 are only making threats.”

“They may 또는 may not be empty threats, but we won’t be taking any chances. We booked 당신 and your crew...

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What makes 당신 beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 17 Part 4:Zayn and Mihrap

posted by Isabella_tran

Part 4: Zayn and Mihrap.

Mihrap’s P.O.V

I had just woken up and I saw a very handsome boy in the room. The boy had a virile and square face, brown eyes, short black hair and the sexiest lips in the world. I immediately recognized that he was Zayn Malik of One Direction and also the boy who saved me. He asked me first:
“Do 당신 feel better now?”
Oh my god! His voice were so sweet that it made my 심장 melt.
“Yeah, thank you.” I smiled blushly.
He came to sit beside me, saying:
“Do 당신 know those dicks?”
I shook my head sadly. Zayn cursed:
“Fuck them!”
“That must be someone told them...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 6

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 6: Feel So Close
    NIALL P.O.V.
    When they pulled the plug, my 심장 was racing. All I heard was the flat line. Nurses came running in and I got pulled out. They had to revive her. I was on the floor crying, and the doctor just had his arm around me. It was about ten 분 and a nurse came out with a smile and said, “Are 당신 Niall?”
“Um yeah.” I said still crying.
“She’s asking for you.” The nurse said.
    I was so confused, I thought Hazel died. She flat lined. I stood up and ran down the...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 5

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 5: Reunited
NIALL P.O.V.
That was my Hazel, it had to be. My 심장 started racing and I ran after the nurse. A doctor grabbed me and stopped me. I freaked out. I was crying and I couldn’t go on without my Hazel.
“Let me go!” I screamed at the doctor.
“I’m sorry sun but 당신 can’t go into the ICU unless 당신 are a legal parent 또는 guardian.” He said back politely.
“You don’t understand I think was my girlfriend. And I just need to know that she’ll be okay. Please.” I begged him with tears pouring out of my eyes.
“Well I’ll go see if she is in any state...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 1

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

NIALL HORAN FANFIC CHAPTER ONE: I Just Haven’t Met 당신 Yet
Hi my name is Hazel. I am one of Cody Simpson’s back up dancers. I’, 15 and just so happen to be going out with world famous Niall Horan of One Direction. We’ve been going out for about 10 months, but we’ve been doing it secretly because he doesn’t want me getting hate and management doesn’t think it’s a good idea. You’re probably wondering how we met, so I’ll tell you. Cody Simpson was touring in 런던 and as his dancer, I was coming along.
So we were going out to...

Larry Stylinson's Daughter Chapter 6

posted by i_love_liam_

AL's POV
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I stayed in my room for a week. I didn't go to school, they didn't make me. I just texted Darren and my friend's while they were in class. I also texted my adult friends. Such as: Liam, Niall, Zayn. Most of my life they've been my best friends. They're wives mever really liked me though. I don't know why. I never did anything wrong. They just naturally don't like me. I wasn't going out of my room. Harry left a plate of 음식 outside my door for every meal. He didn't open my door. He knows how sensitive I can be. How I really wanted to talk, but I wouldn't 또는 they'd just wait...

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I Should've Kissed 당신 (1D Fanfic): Chapter 5

posted by hollistergurl

Chapter 5: Secrets

Monica POV

    My stomach is doing so many flips I 로스트 count how much I’ve been feeling nervous-- heading off to Advanced Concepts of Physics with Zayn is making me simultaneously light-headed, I’m trying to hide my emotions.
    Meeting the boys made my day-- even though it barely started. I’m still deciding whether 또는 not I should meet Adam at lunch, 또는 just brush his note off...
    Then again, people deserve 초 chances, right?
    Zayn and I are walking in silence to class, but I notice...

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The Story of how One Direction became what they are are!

posted by sophiahs

How can't you love these guys???

Sunday October 3rd
At the end of boot camp when the names of Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zain Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne were not read out, the teenage boys knew their X Factor ambitions were over.
But when they were recalled to the stage to find out they had been given another chance, they realized that their dreams had only just begun!

Judge quote:
“I 사랑 what 당신 did with the song – you’re potentially the 다음 big boy band,” Louis Walsh

Week 1 – Number 1
Without gimmicks 또는 backing dancers the One Direction boys let their voices do the talking, gelling together for Viva La...

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Same Mistakes Chapter 1

posted by erin_horan

Erin POV: I woke up my 18th birthday is today! I heard my phone vibrating and I looked down to see a text from Niall, Niall Horan my boyfriend. It said: "Happy birthday beautiful! Come 의해 my house...(; I have a surprise for you!" I got dressed and got my keys and drove to the One Direction house. It looked deserted. I only saw Niall's car. I ran inside and there were 장미 leading to his bedroom. I went in and he was on the 침대 with only pants on and candles everywhere. He looked so sexy with the candle light on his skin as he moved toward me and pulled me in for a huge hug and kiss. "You ready...

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What makes 당신 beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 15 Part 5: Save my life.

posted by Isabella_tran

Part 5: Save my life.
Zayn’s POV:

I was sunbathing and drinking lemonade. Louis, Harry and Niall all went back to the hotel to eat first. As Hannah kept complaining about the sun, Liam had to carry her on his back and walked to the hotel. Bella was swimming happily. I was still very annoyed 의해 the way. Niall snogged Bella on the sand. I knew for sure that he wanted all the boys to know that Bella was his. I was really jealous. When I was lying tiredly under a big umbrella, some girls passed by. They saw me and giggled together. But I didn’t care about those bitches. I was busy watching Bella...

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Dont Let Me Go [Fanfic] - Part 1

posted by jayk_lover

My alarm clock started to go off. I turned it off and curled into a ball. 'Five 더 많이 minutes' I thought. I woke-up from what I thought was five 분 off sleep. I looked at the time 7:10am. Crap..crap..CRAP! I'm gonna be late! I quickly got up and ran into the bathroom and took a quick shower. When I got done I dryed myself off and put on whatever I found first which was a pair of short shorts , a plain purple t-shirt and my black TOMS. I didnt have time to strighten my hair so I put it in a ponytail. I brushed my teeth then I very quickly did my make-up. I looked at the time it was 7:36am....

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forever young chap 11

posted by 1Directioner001

author's note: hope you'll enjoy this chapter

Ash POV
Oh no! They’re there! In two 초 I’m hiding behind Chels.
-Hey what are 당신 doing in this class? Are 당신 allowed to be here? Asked Miss Bailey
-OMG IT’S ONE DIRECTION! Shouted Emily, a girl in my class.
-oh no we forgot about the fans, said Zayn
They really thought they could come in the classroom without anyone noticing them.
-ZAYN! Shouted Chels.
-CHELS!
Chels jumped in Zayn arms. Everybody was looking at them. My problem was that now that Chels was in Zayn arms nobody was hiding me anymore.
-Ash there 당신 are, said Zayn
-I told 당신 not...

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What makes 당신 beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 14 Part 1: Surprising gift.

posted by Isabella_tran

Chap 14:

Part 1: Surprising gift.

Bella’s POV:

I was walking 집 with tears weeling up in my eyes. Why did Vicky do that with me? Then I 로스트 everything. I 로스트 my bestfriend but I even didn’t know the reason why she betrayed me. Whereas Mihrap – the one I thought was my enemy – helped me and gained the fair for me. I had done the test very well and Vicky had to follow Mrs.White to the hall but I was still very hurt. I realized how stupid I was when I had been lied 의해 her all the time. Then who could I believe when the one I believed most turned her back on me? I was too naive and gullible....