I picture her as Perrie (Megan Fox)
"Mum! No! That's so annoying" I tossed the book that mum had given me just right now,"And we're having dinner"
Mum raised her eyebrows at me,"It's a book about sex and I think 당신 have come of age to read that book,Perrie!"
I was 18. I've read this book before. Mum FORCED me to read it. She made sure I actually read it. This was the first time I've been back to my parents' flat since I went to go live 의해 myself. I was living quite well until my parents called for me to come over. I don't even know why they bothered calling me! They didn't care basically. I partied like every single 일 with Eleanor at the clubs and this is the first time they've called me. Yesterday I was partying and had barely came back to my flat at like seven in the morning and I found this guy's wallet in my 지갑 and then my parents called.
"Perrie,what have 당신 been doing? Do 당신 have a job?" Dad asked
I scoffed,"I'm a 스타벅스 barista. I work the weeks only."
Okay,that was true. After work,I went partying then I came back,slept for about 2-3 hours then woke up and went back. Sounds like bullshit,but it's not. Mum and Dad thought I was a hardworking girl. They also thought Eleanor was innocent. Yes. That's right. ELEANOR CALDER? Yeah,get over it. Okay. Yes,she's going out with Louis Tomlinson. Okay,bullshit over. Eleanor went partying with me everytime. There was at least one time where she almost ended up sleeping with some guy. I saved her arse.
"PERRIE!" Mum yelled
I glanced up from the floor,"Yes?"
"Explain to me why 당신 came out on the news" Dad sternly said,trying to keep that smile off his face
I giggled uncontrollably,"I came out on the news..ooh..you're a funny one,dad"
"NO! PERRIE! Listen! 당신 came out. 당신 came out and a young man came out as well. His name was Harry Styles." Mum blurted,screaming and shaking
My eyes widened,"Is his wallet missing?"
"Yes,Perrie. 당신 have his wallet,don't you?" Dad barked
I giggled,"Maybe"
"PERRIE!"
"FINE! CALM YOUR ARSE DOWN,DAD!" I snapped,throwing a glass cup at the wall.
Mum stood up,"Perrie,what has gotten to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW! 당신 TELL ME!!! I'M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. 당신 DON'T CARE. I KNOW 당신 DON'T!" I tried screaming out my lungs
I knew it was loud since an echo went through out the whole house. Mum gasped,staring at me. Dad had a look of pity in his eyes. I rolled my eyes.
"Bullshit. Right? 당신 all probably think I'm lying,right? Well,I'm not. Eleanor drinks too. 당신 can go away now." I said,snatching my phone from the glass 부엌, 주방 table. I took my 지갑 on the way out,"You both can enjoy free fucks now" Mum and Dad followed me. I scoffed,taking advantage of this moment. I turned around,flicking them both off. They both gasped as if I had just told them I was pregnant.
"Perrie.."
"Mum.."
"Perrie.."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M LEAVING" I screamed,throwing the door open,then slamming it closed
Eleanor was in the Bentley,waiting patiently. I hopped into the car,pushing the keys into the slot. I scoffed,still pissed at Mum and Dad. I turned the ignition on then started driving away from this hell. I never liked it here. I hated it.
I stretched my hand to the radio,changing the station,"Mum and Dad got all shocked when I told them we were alcoholics."
"And we're still fit as hell..so they can go get some free fucks" Eleanor nodded in agreement
Eleanor and I had this thing where we would say 'Free Fucks' and no one knew what it meant. It basically meant "Go screw yourself and don't ever come back to me again. Keep the load of bullshit". We said that to most guys,saying we would give them "Free Fucks". They believed that we wanted to sleep with them. HAH! They wish. Eleanor and I arrived at Josiah's flat. I hopped out of the car,as well as Eleanor did.
"ELEANOR! PERRIE!" Josiah screamed as he got out of his 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕
"Hey,Josiah" I muttered over my shoulder
Josiah stopped,"What's wrong?"
"Nah,just admit we are alcoholics to our parents" Eleanor said over her shoulder,giggling slightly
We went into the flat,taking this time to chill and eat. And sleep. Josiah slept like everytime he could. He was adorable,but I'd never fall in 사랑 with him. My 심장 has been broken too many times. Boys just want to get in my pants,then leave. It's obvious. I hope they get an STD for that. The longest time I've been with a guy was about 3 weeks. Of course the boy was the curly haired one,Harry. I called it off,because I'm already torn..
The Curly Haired Boy On The News..
The 사랑 of Larry Stylinson is something that we like to think can never be shaken, but it must be hard for Louis Tomlinson to have to share his time with Harry Styles with a load of girls. We know he must want him all to himself, so he can stroke his face and smell his hair alone.
It's a tough life for Louis.
"The worst thing about living with Harry is the constant stream of women he is getting through our door," Louis told The Sun.
"It's relentless.
"The good side is he's a decent cook. He cooks for me — fajitas and tacos.
"The fajitas are good, they are very good."
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry Styles is always bringing girls round"
Well this is promising. A surefire way to a bloke's 심장 is to go through the stomach (as in with food, not with knives...eesh) so at least Louis is still getting some guac(amole) from Harry and can chow down on his fajita every now and again.
It's a tough life for Louis.
"The worst thing about living with Harry is the constant stream of women he is getting through our door," Louis told The Sun.
"It's relentless.
"The good side is he's a decent cook. He cooks for me — fajitas and tacos.
"The fajitas are good, they are very good."
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry Styles is always bringing girls round"
Well this is promising. A surefire way to a bloke's 심장 is to go through the stomach (as in with food, not with knives...eesh) so at least Louis is still getting some guac(amole) from Harry and can chow down on his fajita every now and again.
Here they are outside!x
