나루토 당신 Know You're a 나루토 Addict When...

uzumakichan posted on Dec 12, 2009 at 04:19AM
You eat Ramen all day everyday.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy 200 pair's of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo!" or "Believe It!" after every sentence.

You cover half your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and mantain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video.

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging evrything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women "Ero-sennin" or "Pervy sage".

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadkimasu" before you eat.

Your dreaams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take them out.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think it's the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back into your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equeals.

You do something stupid, and claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on you neck.

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, or all of the Akatsuki members.

You make pairings between the characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy Naruto stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00am.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrustung your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "The Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers "Sensei" and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part of your mission.

You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new Jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?"

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making handsigns...

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

You in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sause and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same symbol on it and you got it again 'cause it's a different colour or it's metal.

You trust your life in websites like "Saiyanisland" or "Uzumakiworld".

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuden on Adult Swim.

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You considered becoming a doctor so you can be a "Medic-nin".

You talk about the characters as if they are real people.

You can't stop staring at all the posters and pictures you have of them on your wall.

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O.o...Whoa! That took 4ever to rite...so watcha think???
Sorry for any spelling mistakes...i cant b bothered going through it all. :D

 당신 eat 라면 all 일 everyday. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Jap

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over a year ago h2h1z said…
when u actually know the hand signs for more than 1 jutsu
over a year ago raikagebee said…
i actually do
over a year ago jsuneha said…
smile
i hav sum of these
over a year ago BellatrixFan said…
cool
I do some of these!!!
over a year ago jamahl17 said…
laugh
i also do it
over a year ago Akahana said…
I was cracking up while reading this...I spend alot of my free time on Naruto websites and when I was bored I did try to summon a Toad.
over a year ago kakashi-sensei said…
whoa! love this one.. great job, uzumaki chan!!!