Bobby's New Hobby

In the office of Lieutenant Briggs

Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: 당신 were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. 당신 weren't doing your job, and 당신 could get fired for that. Now 당신 let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: 당신 can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? 당신 expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife....

The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your 셔츠 off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your 셔츠 off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: 당신 ok?
John: I'm fine....

After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another 조랑말 walked in.

??: Hey. Are 당신 alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. 당신 three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two 유니콘 with an 주황색, 오렌지 pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd 당신 see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...

Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to 키스 other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: 당신 two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were 당신 thinking when 당신 kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, 당신 cannot 키스 other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 당신 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead...

After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a 보트 heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will 당신 be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican 조랑말 walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a 조랑말 named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little 더 많이 private shall we?

There was a warehouse 다음 to...

Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...

It was very hot in Equestria, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed 의해 Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares show up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips 또는 Snails noticing. Then she...

The 다음 일 they snuck the 젤리 beans to Cadence.

King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do 당신 want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the 퀸 eating something called 젤리 beans?
King Sombra: 젤리 beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! 당신 eat what I tell 당신 to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID!...

Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped 의해 Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*...

"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone said in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued 읽기 the book, this time outloud. "On...

Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a 언덕, 힐 soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up 의해 itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 언덕, 힐 once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. 당신 should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 언덕, 힐 당신 were talking...

Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies 스톨, 훔친 the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give 당신 permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until 당신 find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish Pony...

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* 다음 in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: 당신 got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while...