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Pinkie 샌드위치

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Pinkie Sandwich, get ready for the flood!

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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream 보트 (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping 의해 soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 와플 and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One 일 at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 의해 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 초콜릿 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake 육지, 쇼 어 Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have 당신 worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have 당신 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 당신 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 또는 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, 또는 send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered 의해 steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful 일 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 더 많이 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 당신 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 당신 in the arm! Why aren't 당신 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who 당신 calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot 의해 a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

랜덤 Ponies

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red 조랑말 falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H 저기요 사과 브랜디 (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are 당신 drunk 또는 something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* 당신 really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see 당신 again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did 당신 start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a 구름, 클라우드 of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real 프렌즈 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome 조랑말 pics

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Awesome 조랑말 pics

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Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and 더 많이 time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The 초 Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The 초 Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: 당신 got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned 의해 two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than 당신 my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of 당신 to say Burt.
Bob: So what do 당신 plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 옮기기 back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The 초 Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. 당신 should have had Jerry show up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my 베개
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, 당신 gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt 당신
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

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큰 술병, 매그넘 Force Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank Pollanchio

A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: 당신 want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best 조랑말 we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something 당신 got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well 당신 can't just stop him, and arrest him. 당신 got to be creative. There's a reason...