BBBFF

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are 당신 doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...

Once upon a time there lived a 조랑말 named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic 더 많이 than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any 더 많이 of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some 음식 and some water. She walked to a small 조랑말 village. She could hardly walk...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some 컵케익 shoutouts, so if 당신 haven't read Cupcakes, please do. 코멘트 will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement 의해 the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the 이전 installment, its based on creepypastas, 더 많이 specifically Jeff the Killer. Please 코멘트 and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a 침상, 소파 she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little 조랑말 ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies 당신 opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No 조랑말 can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead 의해 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead 의해 a 조랑말 named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead 의해 Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead 의해 John who somehow survived being killed 의해 a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead 의해 an alicorn named Fuku,...

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do 당신 see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. 더 많이 serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a 조랑말 there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...