The 년 is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my 프렌즈 I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on 팬팝 ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the 제목 when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why are 당신 typing like that?
Seanthehedgehog: An honest mistake, I swear.
Applejackrocks1: What are ya'll doing?...

Jeff was walking to the training area, but as he was doing that, a 조랑말 that looked exactly like 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was waiting for him.

Jeff: *Continues walking to training area*
Rainbow Dash: *Jumps out of corner, and tries to kick Jeff*
Jeff: *Dodges 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and punches her*

Then all of a sudden, the 조랑말 that looked like 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash turned into a robot.

Jeff: Wait. What?
Proxy: Good afternoon. My name is Proxy, and I have been designed 의해 Twilight Sparkle to assist 당신 in whatever jobs she gives you.
Jeff: Well, I didn't think she would create a robot that would attempt to kill me. *Sees changeling*...

The following is a parody of the song Without Me.

Two trailer park girls go around the outside, around the outside, around the outside.

Two trailer park girls go around the outside, around the outside, around the outside.

Guess who's back? Back again. Sean is back. Tell a friend.

Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Okay, the parody is over assholes! XD Just kidding, you're all great people.

I'd 사랑 to post 더 많이 기사 like this one, but it's not easy. My laptop died, and I need a new one. In the meantime, I'll be here with my...

This fanfic is based off the book Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life 의해 James Patterson

Hills Village Middle School. It's like a prison for colts, and fillies. Many of the teachers are rude, and so is nearly every student. I found out about all this when I got to my first class.

Rafe: *looking for a place to sit*
Ponies: *staring at Rafe*
Rafe: *goes to back row*
Miller: *staring*
Rafe: *sits down*
Miller: Sitting in the back, huh?
Rafe: Uh, yeah.
Miller: Are 당신 one of those troublemakers 또는 something?
Rafe: I don't know. Not really.
Miller: *shakes head* This is where all the juvies...

In loving memory of Jordy-Dash. Before deleting his account, he asked me to have his OC in this fanfiction.

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, 의해 the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake...

After seeing Santa, we put our 크리스마스 나무, 트리 up.

Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments*
Mother: This looks wonderful.
Dad: Thanks. *Looks at 크리스마스 lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out.
Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out.
Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind.
Mother: I'm not colorblind either.
Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told 당신 it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off*
Mother: AH!
Randy: *Screams*
Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!

The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a 잭 래빗, 자라 비트, jackrabbit on a date. He bought 'em...

While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.

Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*

At the train station

Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done 당신 two. I called 당신 back here, because I want to show 당신 a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are 당신 going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete:...

The 다음 morning, June 29, 1892

Henry: *Laughing* We did it Andrew. The mill has been reinforced, shielded, and now let's watch the union try to get in.
Union Ponies: *Walking towards steel mill*
Andrew: They're coming this way. I see them.
Union Ponies: *Seeing Sniper towers, and water cannons*
Sniper: *About to shoot a union pony*
Henry: Hold your fire. Do not shoot until I tell 당신 too!
Sniper: *Salutes*
Union Ponies: *Go to entrance* I can't believe they would set up so many sniper towers. *tries to open door* What the hay? The door won't open.
Andrew: Hahahahaha! They can't get in.
Union Captain:...

Shortly after 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 당신 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 당신 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 의해 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory room, we oughta put one in there.
Rainbow Dash: And one...

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the 트렁크 of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the 트렁크 of that car.
garage owner: What are 당신 doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills 차고 owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...

Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...

There it was, the remains of cloudsdale castle, my brothers....castle h he was put in a coma defending it from the changelings....he saw....him again and it stirred up his rage, he ran at the prince of changelings and tried to take him down but it was a trap, he was drenched in water taking his 불, 화재 abilities away and then electrocuted 의해 that traitor....when he fell cloudsdale fell, luckily we have him back home...canterlot...the final city that the 조랑말 resistance has against 퀸 chrysalis.

I flew down to the wreckage and looked around for any thing that could help us, weapons, food, medicine...anything...

Back at the saloon

Dexter: *Returns*
Flim: Did 당신 give them that letter?
Dexter: Yeah.
Flam: Now what?
Flim: Now, we wait until tomorrow. That is when we kill Applejack.

Later that evening

Applejack: *Shooting tree*
Braeburn: Stop shooting my tree!
Applejack: I'm practicing so I can defeat the Flim Flam brothers.
Braeburn: Practice on my shed, not the tree.
Applejack: *Sighs* *Shoots window*
Braeburn: *Sees damage* Ok, maybe that's enough practicing.
Applejack: Whatever, I'm going to practice somewhere else. *Leaves*
Braeburn: *Walks back into home*

Applejack wanted to practice at a cemetary, but...

As 무지개, 레인 보우 carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! 무지개, 레인 보우 is carrying her with Sean.
Rainbow Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
Rainbow Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do 당신 know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
Rainbow Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
Rainbow Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash could...

Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.

Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE 당신 DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need 더 많이 officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.

But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse...

The 다음 일 in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank 당신 Moneybit. I better be 더 많이 careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need 당신 to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con:...

At Canterlot

P: There 당신 are Con. I have a mission for 당신 to do.
Con: What is it?
P: I need 당신 to stop the Mexicans from destroying non mexican cities with a satellite named Golden Iris.
Con: Ok I'm on it.
P: Go see S before 당신 leave. He has some stuff to show you.
Con: *walks toward gadget developing area*
Moneybit: Still wrecking exotics Mr. Mane?
Con: Only if I have to.
Moneybit: S is ready to see 당신 now.
Con: 저기요 S. Sorry about your leg.
S: What for?
Con: 당신 broke it and-
S: *shoots missile*
Con: :O
S: Let me show 당신 your new vehicle. Meuzda Derpy, the perfect vehicle for the mission you...

The 다음 일 four Chevronet Pearlas pulled up toward a new helicopter.

Con: *sneaks by*
Dutch 조랑말 1: We would like to thank the Mexican Military for lending us one of the very first helicopters to us.
Crowd: *cheers*
Dutch 조랑말 1: This chopper has two machine guns, and four 미사일 launchers.
Con: *walks away*
Senia: That 조랑말 is a spy!
Con: *runs away*
Dutch ponies: *block Con*
Con: *escapes with magic*

Con was on his way to Canterlot, but lets go to a Russian military base.

Boris: Charleen. Come check this out!
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: *shows desktop*
Charleen: Why did 당신 put a pair of titties...

It was awful. Flames covered the town like a blanket. Hydras and full-grown 용 stormed the small village. The sky was a dark red, and the only things 당신 could hear was the roars of horrific monsters and the screams of terrified ponies. Twilight ran through the terrified scence, searching for her friends. She shouted at the 상단, 맨 위로 of her lungs, "PINKIE! RARITY! FLUTTERSHY!" she kept moving, to avoid getting caught 의해 any monsters who might spot her. "APPLEJACK! RAINBOW!" Then she saw one of the worst things that could happen. It was Princess Celestia. She lay on he floor, covered in ash,...

[Lets leave the 3 ponies, Tropical breeze, red rose and coffee cream for a few 분 and go up to Cantorlot hospital, where Twilight sparkle lay motion less with doctors surrounding her. Flash sentry was trying to get a look at what was going on but the doctors restrained him from seeing]


"What's going to happen to her!" Flash demanded. "You have been running tests for hours! Something must have shown up!" Twilights doctor, Dr. M.M Mystery, sighed and looked down at his clipboard That was in his hoofs. "Mr. Sentry, the best I can tell 당신 is that she is most Likely to survive."


Flash looked...