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posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious 일 in Ponyville, where everyone was doing their normal routines. (You probably know what that would be 의해 now.) Today at the Ponyville school, the teacher, Cheerilee, was getting ready to read the class a story about "The Sleeping Mare", an old fairy tale. As she started to begin, there was a knock on the door. She got up to see who it was, and it was Big Macintosh, with a bouquet of 장미 for Cheerilee, as it was nearing Hearts-and-Hooves Day. She gave him a big 키스 for thanks, and the students saw it and were grossed out. All but a handful: Twist, Sweetie Belle, and Apple...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the 팬 windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! 당신 made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days 이전 and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each 일 Check it out! For a brilliant idea 의해 our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, 당신 decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...
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Well, here I am, with anouther grimdark spoof..

Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
..
But anyway, lets get started...


RAINBOW FACTORY:
Spoof version


"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.

As the story we knew of...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
사과, 애플 Jack arrives at the successful 사과, 애플 orchard. She sees Big Macintosh and her best friend, Twilight Sparkle, talking to each other. Apparently, it had seemed that Big Mac had fished up one of his jokes to Twilight which explains her giggling.

"Hey y'all." she greets the two as she approaches them awkwardly.

"Oh. 저기요 there AJ!" Twilight exclaims.

"Uhh...what's goin' on here?" 사과, 애플 Jack asks.

"We're just...talking. That's all." Twilight Sparkle gives Big Macintosh a stare.

"Eeeeeeeyup." He says. She chuckles.

"Well that's good to know." AJ says to her brother and best friend.

"Little sis,"...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are 당신 a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad 당신 didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank 당신 for your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
Outside of the castle, the sheriff was working with two twins in the King's army. Their names were Trigger, and Nutsy. They both looked exactly the same. The three were getting the trap set with hanging Friar Tuck.

Sheriff: Ok, now we just have Robin enter through here, and one of 당신 shoot him.
Nutsy: Uh, where do we shoot him?
Sheriff: In the head, in the head! PAY ATTENTION!!
Trigger: I can do that *accidentally shoots gun*
Nutsy: Watch where you're shooting that 당신 moron!
Robin: *in poor disguise* Money, for the poor.
Trigger: Let's give him eight bits
Sheriff: How about we laugh at him instead?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 King John
King John
In the Limousine which was where the king was

King John: Taxes! *laughs* We make them high, and rob the poor to feed the rich!
Mclaren: Yes sir, I agree! But I must inform 당신 about something important.
King John: What is it?
Mclaren: The sheriff just spotted Robin Hood. His men 로스트 him, and he's with Little John.
King John: Why do I have to fight somepony with the same name that I have?!
Mclaren: It's not my fault sir!!


Meanwhile further up the road

Robin: They'll be here soon.
LJ: OK, but why are we disguised as mares?
Robin: To fool them. Trust me, it'll work.
LJ: Alright. Let's get this over...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted 당신 to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like 당신 asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another 조랑말 arrived. He wore a black fedora with a 코트 in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did 당신 know...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do 당신 have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just 로스트 a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop 쌀 Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: 쌀 Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are 당신 ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did 당신 hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately 쌀 Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop 쌀 Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no 더 많이 questions. *walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rice's car
Rice's car
The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are 당신 sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and 당신 don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving 다음 to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until 당신 do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for 당신 two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: 저기요 Duke, this isn't like 당신 buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Song: link

Vito: *Runs into a room, and goes down a 불, 화재 escape*
Pony: *Firing at Vito with a Tommygun*

December 7, 1980. 5:38 PM. Chicagoat.

Vito: *Sees 더 많이 ponies following him. He grabs a 망아지, 콜트 45, and fires one bullet at each 조랑말 as he runs down the stairs towards the street*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom talked about the advantages of getting old, but there was one disadvantage he was going to point out.

Tom: There's only one downside to getting old. I guess 당신 know 의해 now, you're all going to die. I didn't mean to remind 당신 but it is on your schedule.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It might even happen before 당신 get old. It usually happens when 당신 don't expect it. Generally 당신 have your stamp collection out.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: *Looks at the ceiling* Now? *Looks at the floor* Now.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's a time to die, and that's okay. Nopony wants to die. No one! Well, 당신 know....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pete's boss, Kevin
Pete's boss, Kevin
The 다음 morning, Hawkeye, and Gordon went to the station early, to hear 더 많이 of Pete's story.

Pete: Alright, where was I? Oh yesh. It was 1935, five days before Hearts and Hooves day, when my boss told wanted me to do something no engineer could do before.

February 9, 1935

Pete: Uh, Kevin? I mean sir? What is my consist for today?
Kevin: 당신 are to get a train that is 90,000 pounds worth of oil up Sherman Hill, with a 9000 class engine.
Pete: Sir, the rails are slippery. I can't get a 90,000 pound train up there.
Kevin: Yeah, well some ponies said I couldn't wear sunglasses during a snowstorm,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Get ready as I smash my hands on my keyboard, until it's enough to actually write an article.
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So yeah. Last 분 entry for Trippy Tuesday.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 John, aka 0006
John, aka 0006
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 분 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another 조랑말 named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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