Not all of the shorts that 당신 will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope 당신 enjoy all four of them.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
사과 브랜디 was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 당신 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, 사과 브랜디 went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make 당신 feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating 사과 브랜디 Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered 의해 anypony.
As 사과 브랜디 was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave 사과 브랜디 an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That 조랑말 who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that 당신 don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of 조랑말 당신 are, 당신 mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create 더 많이 ponies, so we won't need 당신 anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, 사과 브랜디 was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, 당신 had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but 당신 drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course 당신 are. 당신 drank too much water, and 당신 don't feel well. Drink some Ginger 에일, 에 일 instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One 더 많이 질문 Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
사과 브랜디 felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would 당신 like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did 당신 get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would 당신 like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive 당신 of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give 당신 six pairs of wings, and 당신 can have them 의해 tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do 당신 think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
???: Are 당신 not feeling well?! Maybe 당신 should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better.
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that 사과 브랜디 was the one shouting to her.
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, 당신 let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*
The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.
Wedge: No 별, 스타 Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.
Green-7: Allow me. *Activates speed boost, and flies in front of the pack*
Tie Pilot: *Looking at an A-Wing* What is that?
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: A new fighter for the Rebellion. Those will be tricky to shoot down.
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Bomber, and fires a 수뢰, 어 뢰 at a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 83: Ah! *Turns left, but the 수뢰, 어 뢰 is still following him*
Tie Pilot 17: Shake that missile.
Tie Pilot 83: What do 당신 think I'm trying to do?! *Gets hit*
Wedge: That was quick. Let's take out those turrets.
Y-Wing Pilot: 별, 스타 Destroyers incoming. They're launching 더 많이 Ties.
Along with the Fighters, and Bombers, there was a new type of fighter from the Empire. The Interceptor.
Imperial Officer: Let's see how their new fighter is compared to ours.
Green-7: *Turns right, and fires another 미사일 at a Tie Fighter. It gets destroyed, and he starts firing at a Tie Interceptor*
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 53: Oh fuck! *Gets shot down*
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 70: Don't make the same mistake he did. Those A-Wings have a higher range than our Interceptors. Try getting behind them, then attack.
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 60: They're all over this place. How can we do that?
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 70: They can't shoot us all down.
Wedge: *Shoots down Tie Pilot 70*
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 60: Is that so?
Red-3: Good shot Red Leader.
Wedge: That was nothing compared to Green-7. Keep it up over there.
Green-7: Will do Red Leader.
Gold Leader: Our Y-Wings finished destroying the turrets. Let's take on the rest of the Ties while our frigates attack the enemy base.
As the Mon Calamari's attacked the 별, 스타 Destroyers, Corvette frigates were attacking one of the Imperial buildings.
Imperial Officer 633: 당신 think this is a game?!!? We need backup!!
Imperial Officer 962: We're in the middle of repairing our engines.
Imperial Officer 633: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LOAD UP YOUR SHIP WITH TIE FIGHTERS, AND GET OVER HERE!!!
There were still a few Tie Fighters with four Bombers and an Interceptor.
Green-7: *Shooting a Tie Bomber*
마리화나 담배, 폭격기 Pilot 63: 불, 화재 a missile.
마리화나 담배, 폭격기 Co-Pilot: I'm on it. *Fires a 미사일 at the A-Wing*
Green-7: *Shoots the missile, then shoots down the Tie Bomber*
마리화나 담배, 폭격기 Pilot 63: We're going down!! *Crashes into a river of lava*
인터셉터, 요격기 Pilot 52: I'm getting behind the A-Wing.
Red-3 & Red-7: *Shooting down the three Tie Fighters*
Green-7: *Turns around, and shoots at the Interceptor*
Gold Leader: The frigates are halfway done with their attack run. Hold the Ties off for a little longer. We're helping the Mon Calamari's take down the 별, 스타 Destroyers.
Wedge: 10-4. All X-Wings, and A-Wings will protect the Y-Wings, and take down enemy fighters.
The other 별, 스타 Destroyer finally arrived. Fifteen Tie Fighters were launched along with twenty bombers, and ten interceptors.
Green Leader: Red Leader, this is Green Leader. Another batch of Ties have just arrived.
Wedge: I see them. Green-7, you're doing very good. Show them what 당신 got.
Green-7: *Firing twelve missiles at once. They take down five Fighters, a bomber, and six interceptors.
Green Leader: Nice one. *Also fires twelve missiles at once. He shoots down seven Tie Fighters, four interceptors, and a bomber*
Wedge: Now I definitely want to fly one of those. Finish off the Fighters, then take down the bombers. Red Squadron is going to help out the Y-Wings.
Green Leader: I copy Red Leader. These guys won't be any trouble.
But a Tie Fighter was heading towards Green-7 from the left. He fired several times, only managing to hit the cock put a few times. Glass shattered as it was hit.
Green-7: My cockpit has been damaged. Bogies closing in.
Green Leader: Hold on, I'll give 당신 a hand.
Green-7: *Flying towards the Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: Fuck, he's coming towards me! *Pulling up*
Green-7: *Shoots down the Tie Fighter, then turns right, heading for a bomber*
Green Leader: I'm here Green-7.
마리화나 담배, 폭격기 Pilot 40: *Shoots Green-7*
Green-7: *Holding his neck. His A-Wing goes down, and crashes into the ground*
Green Leader: Fuck, I was too late. We 로스트 Green-7.
Gold Leader: The frigates are done with their attack run. Back to the Mon Calamari's.
Wedge: *Activating his deflector shields. He looks down at the wrecked A-Wing* He was a good pilot, and that is a very good ship.
The A-Wing. First introduced in Return Of The Jedi in 1983. This 팬 fiction is dedicated to this wonderful/deadly machine, and the pilots who flew it.
Trust 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Everyday, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Passing 의해 Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Lands 다음 to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. 당신 can never trust a 조랑말 to do anything.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm a pony, and 당신 can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*
Nearby at Carousel Botique
Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob 당신 for everything 당신 got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, 당신 have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If 당신 pretend to be sick, 당신 wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely 일 today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Don't worry. If 당신 want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.
Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
There was a steep 언덕, 힐 that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia 조랑말 53: *See 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia 조랑말 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia 조랑말 57: Let's rob her anyway. One 조랑말 is as good as another.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing 총 at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was faking it.
Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are 당신 okay?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I wish I was.
Vinyl soon healed 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a 음악회, 콘서트 at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.
Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. The 음악회, 콘서트 was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to 당신 Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Right. I know 당신 didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank 당신 for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies 더 많이 often, especially if their name is 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
사과 브랜디 & Rarity: *Walk away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.
Now everypony knows that they can Trust 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
The last one was created in 2018.
How To Get On The Front Page Of Fanpop
Man 72: *Sitting with a friend at a cafe*
Man 66: *On his laptop* I'm trying to get on the front page of this website called Fanpop, but it ain't workin'.
Man 72: Why not?
Man 66: Well I 게시됨 an 기사 called ten things 당신 should never do while sleeping, and nobody seems to like it.
Man 72: Ten things 당신 should't do while sleeping? 당신 came up with that, and you're wondering why no one likes it?
Man 66: So I only came up with six things on the list, who cares?
Man 72: What kind of stuff usually gets on the front page?
Man 66: Well, there's a wonderful series of 기사 here from WindWakerGuy430 called Hidden Gems. He reviews video games that most people never heard of. They're pretty great.
Man 72: What else is on the front page there?
Man 66: Well it ain't just articles. 당신 got pictures, mostly focusing on women and their breasts, which I think is odd. Then there's also a few 비디오 which...wait...what is this garbage? Nermai 게시됨 a trailer to that new movie.
Man 72: Who's Nermai?
Man 66: She's always on the front page, only because she keeps posting trailers to terrible movies!!
Sean: *Arrives* Hi, I'm an actual 팬팝 user. What seems to be the trouble?
Man 66: This 암캐, 암 캐 keeps getting on the front page for postin' shit, and I don't even get any 코멘트 on 기사 that I work very hard on!
Woman 50: Did someone say hard on?
Sean: No! *Pushes the woman into a bus* There are certain ways for 당신 to get on the front page on fanpop.
Man 72: How so?
Sean: First off, you've noticed those pictures with the girls, right?
Man 72: Yeah.
Sean: Well, everyone's doing that. Even though half of those pictures are inappropriate, hundreds of people on this beloved website frequently post pictures of girls with either big tits, 또는 big butts. Then there's the cute animals. Also, let's not forget that one My Little 조랑말 picture that keeps popping up. Why is that still there? There's tons of better pictures.
Man 72: Well I think we got the pictures down. How do 당신 get on the front page with videos?
Sean: 당신 don't, because Nermai, Greyswan618, and DarkSarcasm have no lives. They're always posting trailers to new 영화 또는 TV shows that no one cares about, every single 시간 during the day. Except Tag. That looks great.
Man 66: What about Ready Player One?
Sean: That hasn't been on the front page in a while, but I do like that movie.
Man 66: How do I get my 기사 on the front page?
Sean: *Looks at the laptop* 상단, 맨 위로 10 Things 당신 Shouldn't Do While Sleeping? 당신 only have 6 items on here. This will never do. Unfortunately however, even if 당신 do try to make a good article, Fanpop's too focused on those trailers I mentioned earlier. Anyways, that's all there is to it. Happy Fanpopping. *Walks away*
Man 66: *Deletes his account*