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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little 조랑말 franchise and the 배트맨 franchise are not owned and created 의해 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle said "This cake should be much better than your 이전 cake."

Mr. Cake nervously said "I'm sorry about selling 당신 a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

사과 브랜디 said "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle said "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and said "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle said "It seems like 당신 arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike said "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased 의해 Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He said "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker said "This is 더 많이 than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord said "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle said "Welcome Discord. I hope that 당신 enjoy your birthday party."

Discord said "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as 당신 didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and said "It's nice."

Fluttershy said "Thank goodness."

Discord said "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle said "What are 당신 talking about?"

Discord said "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord said "Because I 사랑 chaos. 당신 wouldn't understand. Ponies like 당신 take away the fun in life 의해 being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord said "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised 의해 the ponies and Discord, but he was amused 의해 it. The Joker said "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "But I didn't hire a clown. Did 당신 hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie said "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker said "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and said "I'm Discord. I 사랑 chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker said "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and said "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and said "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She said "Why did 당신 call me that?"

The Joker said "I'm sorry to confuse 당신 Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and said "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and said "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker said "Rarity 당신 remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity said "Why?"

The Joker said "Because 당신 both think that you're better looking than 당신 actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker said "It seems like 당신 forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike said "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and said "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and said "I 사랑 this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker said "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and said "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for 당신 ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and said "I want 당신 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make 당신 disappear."

Rarity angrily said "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle said "It's just a quick magic trick."

사과 브랜디 said "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie said "Are 당신 going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker said "Actually I'm going to take 당신 with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would 당신 sell us?"

The Joker said "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However 당신 will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously said "Are 당신 actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker said "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He said "Can 당신 at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and said "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily said "Then I must stop 당신 Joker."

The Joker said "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to 펀치 the Joker, but he missed. Discord said "Can 당신 stay put so I can 펀치 you?"

The Joker said "I would 사랑 to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord said "You hurt me."

The Joker said "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord said "It appears that 당신 can't take away the ponies now 당신 weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily said "I demand 당신 to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and said "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker said "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "It seems like I'll have to defeat 당신 in a 더 많이 simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at 당신 ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Thank 당신 for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought 당신 were."

Discord said "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

배트맨 handed Discord the key and snuck away.

사과 브랜디 said "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity said "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle said "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and said "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and said "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 의해 the tracks on Archer 언덕, 힐 with a 냉각기 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 당신 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 상단, 맨 위로 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 또는 not, but I really hope 당신 do. *Grabs another 맥주 bottle, smashes the 상단, 맨 위로 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Who? Why? When?
Pilot: Origins

The 일 is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, 당신 two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...
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(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if 당신 want to track the story 더 많이 easily. I'll 더 많이 often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a 랜덤 stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing 더 많이 interesting in the...
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posted by btflash
The procedures continued, 일 after day.

Ponies cried out in agony, their essences tearing away from themselves.
Others cried out in fear as lives were changed, destinies rewritten, and fates overtaken.
She couldn't bother to silence them. She deserved to hear their screams. Longed to suffer for the torment she delivered.

This was Her life. Forcibly changing fates had become her duty.
Her task in the name of Equestria.
Her constant sin for a higher purpose.
Some would say Her efforts were for the good of secrecy, peace, and safety. However, She couldn't help feeling a sense of detachment towards what...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, 또는 else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling 당신 fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was 잼 packed. Every hole on the course had at least one 조랑말 playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied 의해 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do 당신 know?
Otis: On the last hole, 당신 broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...
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added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the 다음 조랑말 we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do 당신 want boss?
Gordon: We need 당신 to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: 당신 feel alright? Can 당신 drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: 당신 were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with 당신 until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol
Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol
Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a 조랑말 in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit 의해 sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: 당신 know it's not really a safety car if 당신 keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But 당신 don't need to crash into us. 당신 f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are 당신 talking about? Your car...
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Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a 사랑 story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought 당신 said there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked 의해 all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most 팬 label Iron Will as a...
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posted by alinah_09
____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw 주황색, 오렌지 hair and 에메랄드 green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the 조랑말 offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be 더 많이 serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...
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