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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so 당신 were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're not helping?
Hank - I'm 상단, 맨 위로 wanted criminal and an Hitman. I can't help 당신 sorry.
Dan - Alright... *gets closer to doors*
Hank - *runs away*
Dan - *reloads his M4* Huff... Let's get down that clown. Last time I saw him when they were choking me. *kick doors open*
Russian - Cyka!
Dan - *kills one but orther one jumps on him*
Jade - *breaks his neck* Go! He is running!
Dan - Let's end this war! *runs to the plane*
Tricky - Fuck!
Dan - *takes out 칼, 나이프 and tries to stab him*
Tricky - *takes out Deagle and shoots him*
Dan - *falls on ground* Fuck!
Tricky - *puts gun to his head* Nice try! *almost pulls trigger*
Hardscope - *jumps inside through window and tackles him*
Tricky - Son of a-!
Hardscope - *chokes him*
Tricky - *punches him onto cargo plane platform*
Hardscope - *holds onto edge*
Tricky - *stabs Dan in a leg* 당신 all are done *comes to Hardscope*
Hardscope - *takes out 칼, 나이프 with one hoof stabs him in a hoof*
Tricky - *grabs his hoof* You're going down with me!
Dan - *grabs gun*
Hardscope - Shoot! Shoot for fuck sake end it!
Dan - *takes a shot*
Tricky - *gets a shot to the head and falls down from a high height*
*plane starts falling down as pilot killed himself*
팬 - Hold on Hardscope we are close to the grou-
Hardscope - *let's go of edge*
Dan - Noooooooo!

- on the ground -
Jade - *Checks Hardscope* he is OK.
Hooffman - Thanks God.
Ghost - Sorry sir we didn't have 당신 information about our movement *salutes to Dan*
Dan - It's alright 당신 saved my ass.
Shadow - We found Tricky dead body. He is down.
Jade - Hardscope will begin coma but he is fine.



And so the war came to the end. GlobeX without a Leader was crushed and their legacy ended. The war took 32 days. But did GlobeX...




...we're exterminated in a whole?





To Be Continued?
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 당신 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 옮기기 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 월 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia 조랑말 walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. 당신 three wait here. If he runs, 당신 can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits 다음 to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 다음 day, Gordon, and Case 크래커 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 쿠페, 쿠 페 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 당신 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 사랑 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 당신 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 가입하기 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 음식 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 사랑 them, and save...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 당신 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 영화 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 당신 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 배트맨 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 분 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 당신 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 사랑 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 더 많이 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 당신 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 당신 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 다음 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 사과, 애플 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why 당신 should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 당신 did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why 당신 should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give 당신 twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told 당신 my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the 다음 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 당신 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 당신 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 당신 guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 의해 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then 옮기기 our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 다음 to three Jeeps, owned 의해 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 성 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* 당신 know 당신 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 조랑말 음악 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 당신 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 당신 that don't remember, the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Marisa* 당신 really look like this mare I 날짜 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
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