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During our suspension, we ended up working in The Silver Ballroom. Andy, and I would take turns running the place. Andy ran it during the mornings, and I ran it during the rest of the day. Bob was the cashier, and Leonard made the drinks. He was good, but he sometimes got a lot of complaints of how he made the drinks.

조랑말 83: Hey, 당신 put too much ice in here Leonard.
Leonard: Fuck you!! I'm the Commissioner of the St. Foalis Police Department!!
조랑말 83: So, what the hell are 당신 doing here?
Leonard: I got suspended. Just enjoy the fucking drink, and don't complain anymore.

I also started making money another way. Prostitution. Any mares that wanted sex would pay me, depending on what we did, and how long we did it. I only had a few hours to do this before my shift in the afternoon, but that's all I needed. I quickly got myself a pile of $10, and $20 dollar bills, right into my pockets. A few of them would also give me something, a little extra.

Lewis: *Sitting in the bed*
Mare 84: That felt great. *Gives Lewis $60, and a small bag of cocaine*

And so that's how I got into the drug business. I didn't need to get high, I just needed the money, so I sold the drugs the mares gave me to earn a few hundred bucks.

Stop the song

Andy: *Watching Lewis outside of the Silver Ballroom*
Lewis: *Kisses a mare as she hands him four $20 dollar bills. He walks into the Silver Ballroom*
Andy: What was that Lewis?
Lewis: What was what?
Andy: That mare just gave 당신 $80 man. What the hell did 당신 do to make her give 당신 all of that money?
Lewis: Well Andy, there are some cases when 당신 just have to, ask nicely. *Walks to the bar*
Andy: I don't buy it man.
Lewis: Well, that's the truth. Take it 또는 leave it.
Andy: *Thinks*

2 B Continued
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Source: Equestria Daily
My Little 조랑말 Friendship is Magic season 4 episode 6 Power Ponies to me is one of the best episodes I have ever seen. This is indeed one of my 가장 좋아하는 My Little 조랑말 eps ever. The story to it was very cool. I thought it was very creative. I like the idea that they went in a comic book world and the only way to get back 집 was to stop the villian from taking over the world in the town in the comic. I like that Spike didn't know it was a magic comic book. He was like what? when he read the small 글쓰기 xD It was cool having them all get sucked into the comic and they all had super powers...
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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: 저기요 Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead 조랑말 head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are 당신 sure guys sure about this..

Saten: 저기요 we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all 프렌즈 here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but 당신 don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell 당신 tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons 당신 need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... 당신 ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are 당신 doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled 의해 one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And 당신 fools gave me enough...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine 조랑말 is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't 옮기기 a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do 당신 think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A 조랑말 one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill 당신 kill a god 당신 won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed 의해 Equestrian agent and given direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for 당신 kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - 저기요 Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- 저기요 don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and 당신 as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with 당신 after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The show has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.

here are the results:

7. Pinkie Pie

It appears people (including me) have 로스트 their 사랑 for the comedy relief pony.

6. Spike

Although he does have several 팬 his 팬 base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.

5. 사과 브랜디

She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.

4. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

Considered to be great for her coolness.

3. Rarity

Considered to be funny.

2. Fluttershy

Beloved 의해 the 팬 base for being adorable.

1. Twilight Sparkle

Usually not the 팬 favorite, but she won this time.
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Cover story done by ChaosQueen
Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple 성 stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and 담홍색, 핑크 highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...
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Trixie gently ran the 칼, 나이프 down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the 칼, 나이프 dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...
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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 거리 from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell 당신 something.
Jeff: 당신 look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if 당신 don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill 당신 two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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