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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust 당신 got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do 당신 think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find 더 많이 weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for 당신 tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. 당신 stay here with me. If 당신 can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, 당신 can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, 또는 an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.

Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 for speeding.

Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what 당신 know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
조랑말 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are 당신 even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
조랑말 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell 당신 about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed 다음 time, okay? *Gives the 조랑말 a thirty dollar ticket*
조랑말 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
조랑말 994: *Driving away*

When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio

Andy: Y7, there's a 조랑말 carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a 조랑말 carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that 조랑말 who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, 또는 weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, showing his badge* Hi sir, how are 당신 doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
조랑말 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
조랑말 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*

He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller

Andy: Uh oh.

Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.

Captain Jefferson: So 당신 had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions 당신 took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: 당신 don't shoot anyone unless they open 불, 화재 on you. What are 당신 going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet 당신 know they're guilty. What do 당신 do if they do nothing?

The three ponies stayed silent.

Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if 당신 butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having 당신 guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, 다음 to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a 조랑말 in this car
Nikki is drag racing a 조랑말 in this car


Nikki: *Sees the 조랑말 in his car* Enjoy that car while 당신 can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the 조랑말 racing her* 당신 picked the wrong 조랑말 to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - 저기요 Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - 저기요 Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought 더 많이 guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back 의해 now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell 당신 A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are 당신 okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one 일 I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of 당신 are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! 당신 can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of 당신 must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling 당신 would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased 의해 this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops 다음 to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, 당신 go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. 당신 do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of 당신 wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their 프렌즈 about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did 당신 get to 가입하기 the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the 일 the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they 사랑 a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the 조랑말 in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He said he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill 당신 two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the 거리 from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one 더 많이 thing we need. *Opens the 트렁크 of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: 당신 must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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