마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: The Heist : Episode 4

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
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FI - Good news boys I found 당신 a gent and mare to 가입하기 당신 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 또는 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 당신 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact him myself. Tick Tock gang.

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Old-Ponyville.
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Mexican 조랑말 - Hmmmm... I'll buy her.
Damien - What will 당신 do with her.
Mexican 조랑말 - Hehehe first toy with her and then sell to orther ponies to toy with her-
Nicole - *shoots him in head*

>Before Meeting
FI - We don't sell her, kill the guy burst into Mexican Mafia and get their panic room. Let the princess go. We don't need her anymore.
>Present time.
Damien - *enters and shoots Mexicans* clear.
Joel - *drills metal doors* To the panic room baby!
Steven - *reloads shotgun*
Nicole - Come on 당신 are the slowest gang I ever saw... I could stay at 늑대 pack
Damien - *shoots Nicole in head* Fuck that bitch.
FI - Yo what the FUCK.
Joel - *drills doors open* Woo this 둥근 천장, 금고 will be hard.
FI - Blow it open.
*after packing money*
FI - OK guys not done here, I accepted mission from black market. Some guys wife is trapped and took to selling in here, one of Mexican containers drill them open and Free her. We get fat money for this small good deed.
Damien - Don't 당신 feel...
FI - setup... Yea I guessed so... Let's just get away... I have huge thing for you...

TBC

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Seanthehedgehog Nicely done, as usual.

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New Era : Reborn Episode 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to show up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what 당신 know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: 저기요 Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead 조랑말 head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are 당신 sure guys sure about this..

Saten: 저기요 we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all 프렌즈 here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but 당신 don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Rarity and Princess Luna having 차

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell 당신 tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons 당신 need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... 당신 ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are 당신 doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled 의해 one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And 당신 fools gave me enough...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine 조랑말 is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't 옮기기 a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

MLP Crossover

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - 저기요 Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- 저기요 don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and 당신 as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with 당신 after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

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the My Little 조랑말 main character countdown results

posted by Windrises

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The show has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.

here are the results:

7. Pinkie Pie

It appears people (including me) have 로스트 their 사랑 for the comedy relief pony.

6. Spike

Although he does have several 팬 his 팬 base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.

5. 사과 브랜디

She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.

4. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

Considered to be great for her coolness.

3. Rarity

Considered to be funny.

2. Fluttershy

Beloved 의해 the 팬 base for being adorable.

1. Twilight Sparkle

Usually not the 팬 favorite, but she won this time.

The 노래 심장 (prologue)

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Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple 성 stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and 담홍색, 핑크 highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the 칼, 나이프 down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the 칼, 나이프 dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Awesome 조랑말 pics

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랜덤 ponies

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Don't Eat 컵케익 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 거리 from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell 당신 something.
Jeff: 당신 look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if 당신 don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill 당신 two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 당신 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 크리스마스 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 더 많이 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 이전 episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were 더 많이 writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest 크리피파스타 ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that 컵케익 has some of the greastest 팬 비디오 and 팬 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...