마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman 언덕, 힐 anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell 당신 something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because 당신 made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: 당신 were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: 당신 know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.

The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.

Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven 의해 Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow show offs like 당신 on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.

The End

On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails

A little filly visits the Union Pacific.

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in 팬 fictions, as proven 의해 this poll: link
added by JessyParrot
Source: Me
added by alinah_09
added by SomeoneButNoone
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by Blossom9
added by missaqua88
Source: missaqua88
added by purplevampire
added by purplevampire
added by Hairity
added by Hairity
added by ShadowBow
added by LavenderLily
Source: to their rightful owners
added by purplevampire
added by MinervaHoot
Source: Rightful owners
added by MinervaHoot
Source: Rightful owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Petirep on DeviantART
added by Mylittlecute12
Source: grace
added by StarWarsFan7
Source: Rightful Owners
added by ILOVEMLPs