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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Putting fuel into the fuel tank of one of the engines for his freight train* Okay, they're both fully loaded, 불, 화재 it up.
Metal Gloss: *Starts the engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets into the cab, and sits 다음 to Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Drives the train*
Hawkeye: Time to deliver this water gravel and steel.
Metal Gloss: And return here with 더 많이 diesel fuel.
Hawkeye: *Looks in the mirror on his engine* I hope they do alright without us for a while.
Dan: So, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss took nearly all of our fuel to go get 더 많이 for us.
Mike: What are we supposed to do?
Mirage: Wait for them to come back. We don't have enough to get any jobs done.
Dan: How about we play poker?
Mike: What's poker?
Mirage: A card game. We'll teach 당신 how to play, and then we'll kick your 나귀, 엉덩이 at it.
Mike: Oh I don't think so.
Dan: What do we need to pay in order to join?
Mirage: 2 dollars.
Mike: Umm.... *Grabs a penny* This is all I have with me.
Dan: Where's the rest of your money?
Mike: In home. I don't want to lose it, so I keep it there, in an unlocked vault, 다음 to an open window.
Mirage: What if someone breaks into your home, and takes it?
Mike: Never happened to me lads.
Mirage: Alright, I'll tell 당신 what. *Grabs eight quarters, and gives them to Mike* To 가입하기 each round, it costs a dollar, and 당신 now have enough to bet.
Mike: Okay, let's get started.
Mirage: *Grabs the cards, and deals them*
Dan: Should I explain to him how this works?
Mirage: No thanks, I got it.

Meanwhile, Pete was still in his office, looking at himself in the mirror.

Pete: How much longer is this going to go on? I gotta do something to change it. *Leaves his office, and gets out of the station*
Percy: *Walks into Pete's office* Sir? Where'd he go?
Pete: *Drives his car out of the station's parking lot* My mane needs to have 더 많이 color, and I'm going to get it one way 또는 another. What's that? *Stops his car on the side of the road, and gets out. He finds a .38 revolver* Where did this come from? *Takes it, and looks in the cylinder* It's loaded. I better take it. *Goes back into his car, and drives away* First, I'm going to get 더 많이 ammo for this, then I'm going to change my mane's color back to the way it was 3 days ago.

2 B Continued
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 기사 about why 무지개, 레인 보우 dash is my 가장 좋아하는 조랑말 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 가장 좋아하는 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 색깔 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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Granny Smith: 당신 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 당신 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 건초 from you? I forgot to stock up on 음식 for Angel, and 당신 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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real 인용구 의해 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 또는 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 더 많이 than what 당신 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 더 많이 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 당신 just want to take everything 당신 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 당신 like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the 월 is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad 나귀, 엉덩이 reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: 당신 won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: 당신 won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?

Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank 당신 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know 예수님 has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then 옮기기 our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 당신 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 당신 saying 당신 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 랜덤 words to make this 기사 long enough....
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was 더 많이 like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 의해 behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 당신 alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 당신 to know 당신 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. 당신 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask 당신 something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My 프렌즈 Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and 거미 Man, but now I don’t have one. Can 당신 find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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