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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked 의해 me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no 더 많이 than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about most things.
Even in the new ones, I still like him sometimes.
But it's obvious that he's not relatable anymore.
He's become much less developed, and a lot 더 많이 insecure.


#2: SPONGEBOB:
Patrick may be the idiot, but Spongebob isn't excatly the sharpest tool either.
He use to be a great character, with a a cute type of nievity.
But now, it's full out idiocy.
Squidward is the only relatable one left.
... Yet I still watch this so anyway.
What is wrong with me!? XD


#3: BRAIN GRIFFIN:
I never liked him anyway.
But before 05, Brian was a funny and deep character. Now, unfortunately, he's been turned into a self-righteous hippy douche and has 로스트 any depth he used to possess. He's just used as a soapbox for the creators to spout their own beliefs out of. I can't help but cringe whenever he starts another one of his hippy rants, because it makes me remember the fantastic character he used to be- the dry straight man to Peter's idiotic schemes, and the only one in the household that could match Stewie's intelligence and wit. Now, he's been reduced to a hypocritical moron. It honestly makes me sad..


#4: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Lois use to be a relatable character. Usually the voice of reason.
But now she's LITERARY a slut.
Who openly cheats on her husband just because she "can"..


#5: STAN MARSH:
I never liked the old verison of South park.
The high voices annoy the hell out of me.
But Stan is such a hypercrite now, sometimes I just want to 펀치 him in the face..


#6: LISA SIMPSON:
In the first few seasons of The Simpsons, Lisa was a little 더 많이 더 많이 believable and she would often misbehave just as frequently as Bart, this let viewers know that she was only a child. Then her portrayal went downhill when she 로스트 her childlike innocence, gained arrogance and became an antagonistic plot device for the shows unorthodox plots. In other words she became the shows voice of reason when it wasn't really needed in the first place, 당신 might hear a joke on The Simpsons and find the mindlessness funny, only for killjoy Lisa to explain the joke and pinpoint the negativity in the joke itself reducing the humour. So much for being subtle, Lisa has become increasingly 더 많이 annoying as the show has progressed and is now a useless addition to the show. It's little wonder why 팬 have grown to despise the show over Lisa and her irritating mannerisms.


#7: MEG GRIFFIN:
Meg was originally depicted as the "sweet, teenage daughter" who typically took the blame for the terrible things done 의해 the other members of her family. However, over the years, the writers stripped Meg down to a desperate teenager who is hardly noticed 의해 her family.

Meg is often shown as emotionally fragile 또는 disturbed, derived from desperation for 사랑 and attention. In "Untitled Griffin Family History", Meg is charged for forcing herself upon a group of would-be captors and grows violently obsessed with Brian after a drunken 키스 at the Junior Prom in "Barely Legal". In the same episode, Meg threatens to commit suicide when nobody at school would be her 날짜 to the prom and she also tells her parents that she's going upstairs to eat a whole bag of peanuts. When her parents stare at her blankly, she cries, "I'm allergic to peanuts!" In "Road to the North Pole" she wishes for "softer voices" in her head.

Meg also speaks of habitually cutting herself and throwing up after meals. Meg's dangerous behavior, however obvious, is rarely noticed 의해 her parents even when stated. Such as in "Sibling Rivalry" after Lois had her fat removed she states to Meg, that eating to solve ones problems is the wrong thing to do, apparently referencing that she's somewhat fat, while complimenting Chris' hat despite him being the one who is overly obese. In this Meg replies, "I don't eat to solve my problems, I cut myself."

Peter also doesn't pay attention when she loses her temper and assaults a man who crashed into the back of the car while driving him, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire around when they have been drinking in "Road to Rupert". He exclaims that her actions were "awesome" and this leads to her engaging in other erratic behavior to impress him. In "Dial Meg for Murder", Meg was desperate enough to 날짜 a criminal. Meg later stated no one cares about her while robbing Mort's Pharmacy and knocking Peter's teeth out and rapidly beating him. In "Go, Stewie, Go!", she rips out one of her teeth to prove that she is tougher than Lois. In "April in Quahog", it's alluded that she strangles stray 고양이 and taught Chris how to poison squirrels during a family vacation mentioned in "Friends Without Benefits".


#8: SCOOTALOO:
Scootaloo is energetic and tomboyish. She complains about having to listen to "sappy" and "namby-pamby" stories in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. However, like the other Crusaders, she finds Big McIntosh and Cheerilee's romance charming in Hearts and Hooves Day. Although brash and spunky, she is skittish and self-conscious in Sleepless in Ponyville.
According to Lauren Faust, Scootaloo was "originally conceived as getting in a lot of schoolyard fights over being picked on for not flying.
(for the record. Faust confirmed at Equestria LA 2015 that she does have parents, but the topic of it was never brought up).
But anyway.
Like the other Crusaders.
The writers seemed to have stopped caring about her eventually.
But hey. She's my 가장 좋아하는 character anyway..


#9: FLUTTERSHY:
She never seemed to have developed all that much..


#10: MR KRABS:
Mr Krabs use to be a father figure Spongebob in earlier seasons. But that obviously isn't the case no more.
Now a days Mr Krabs is one of the most self centered and hypercritical characters of the series.
His only interest is to have money, and he could not care less for his customers, employees, family 또는 even himself.
Making his employees at the Krusty Krab pay him for their services, which is a hint of extortion 또는 swindling.
He even forces SpongeBob to pay him often, and SpongeBob is either too naive 또는 generous to realize he is being scammed.
posted by applejackrocks1
An 시간 later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 분 later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another 조랑말 was killed 의해 Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his 다음 move.
Captain: Listen up 당신 two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell 당신 that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if 당신 can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope 당신 can fix the door 당신 destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while 당신 get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed 의해 some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV show I saw.

Next were three 기사 I 게시됨 which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what 당신 can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once 당신 get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few 더 많이 months. The 년 was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge 팬 of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own 팬 character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small 조랑말 named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria 년 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are 당신 sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did 당신 find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, 당신 stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a 초 girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let 당신 go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want 당신 to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do 당신 think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two 더 많이 races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think 당신 all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy 더 많이 stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met 의해 other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do 당신 know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of 당신 could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: 당신 all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep 의해 a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his 침대 rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few 초 to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep 읽기 it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess said that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that 당신 Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need 당신 to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are 당신 two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are 당신 talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the 우주 ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: 당신 already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 년 later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
__
ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

--------------------------------------------------------------
FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN 당신 SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... 당신 gonna buy 주스 for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have 당신 two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout 당신 screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire 총 at Dan*
Dan: Wrong 옮기기 *grabs molotov*...
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사과 브랜디 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 조랑말 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 당신 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 당신 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 당신 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 당신 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 당신 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan:...
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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of 피자 do 당신 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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