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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 당신 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 일 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. List the things AppleJack will say..
Derpy: 당신 know what? I'll probably end up making a list of ways to fix this.
Saten: I'm glad we talked.
Derpy: I'm always here for 당신 cousin.
Saten: Me too.
(they both get up and leave in different directions).

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Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come 앞으로 to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?
Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will 당신 help Derpy 또는 not?., I wasn't that helpful earlier, and now I feel bad.
Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?
Master Sword: How about the glory of me not breaking your arm for your earlier statement.
Dr. Hooves: All I said was she looks a bit slu-
Master Sword: (holds Hoove's arm painfully).
Dr. Hooves: OKAY! OKAY!
Master Sword: (releases).
Dr. Hooves: Shit! That's like some red army shit!
Master Sword: Not really, my dad used it on my 초 sister.
Dr. Hooves: But 당신 don't have a 초 sister?
Master Sword: Exactly.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* 당신 sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are 당신 talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 앞으로 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 당신 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 당신 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 의해 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help 당신 with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican 조랑말 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican 조랑말 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, 당신 have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed 의해 the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting 다음 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 당신 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 일 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 당신 think of Gordon's actions when he told 당신 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 당신 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 당신 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 의해 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 당신 say surprised, do 당신 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 또는 just surprised?
Jeff:...
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After shoveling 더 많이 coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is 더 많이 like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the 조랑말 Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a 우주 station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: 저기요 you. Are 당신 Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do 당신 want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What 당신 just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please 불, 화재 me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't 불, 화재 you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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