Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 가입하기 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 당신 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 당신 get kicked out of the lobby 의해 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both 가입하기 the cop server.
Mortomis: 당신 know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 로딩 screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought 당신 wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: 당신 need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on 상단, 맨 위로 of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, 당신 can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are 당신 doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can show me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving 당신 drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: 당신 mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No 당신 bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give 당신 two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If 당신 get one 더 많이 ticket, the host will kick 당신 out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an 아우디 into the 벽 which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did 당신 push me into the wall?
Kadillack: 당신 were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but 당신 ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, 당신 do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving 당신 a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 초 later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving 당신 a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: 당신 got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope 당신 가입하기 my lobby again.
Up 다음 is Golfing
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 가입하기 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 당신 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 당신 get kicked out of the lobby 의해 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both 가입하기 the cop server.
Mortomis: 당신 know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 로딩 screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought 당신 wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: 당신 need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on 상단, 맨 위로 of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, 당신 can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are 당신 doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can show me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving 당신 drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: 당신 mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No 당신 bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give 당신 two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If 당신 get one 더 많이 ticket, the host will kick 당신 out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an 아우디 into the 벽 which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did 당신 push me into the wall?
Kadillack: 당신 were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but 당신 ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, 당신 do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving 당신 a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 초 later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving 당신 a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: 당신 got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope 당신 가입하기 my lobby again.
Up 다음 is Golfing
