마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: Saten Twist S2E3

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posted by Canada24

(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 음식 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 사랑 them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause 당신 ate them..

Saten: ... Oh

Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)

Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)

Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE 당신 HITTING ON HER!?

Waiter: Wha-

Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK 당신 UP!

Waiter: (runs off in fear)

Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?

Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-

Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-

Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).

SOON AFTER:

Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).

Trixie: (runs over) Are 당신 okay!?

Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened

TO BE CONTAINUED

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

무지개, 레인 보우 Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't 당신 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 당신 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know 당신 know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some said "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed 의해 the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around 의해 herself to discover 더 많이 on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. 당신 have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like 겨울왕국 for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? 또는 like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks showing up 다음 to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to show up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted 더 많이 weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do 당신 have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners 당신 got. They made...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: 당신 know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give 당신 another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad 당신 think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....

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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream 보트 (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping 의해 soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 와플 and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the 조랑말 that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these 곤돌라 freight cars were pushed 의해 Coffee Creme in her engine.

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told 의해 Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two 곤돌라 freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my 가장 좋아하는 moments is found on my 프로필 pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a 배 instead of apple.
Choosing death if an 주황색, 오렌지 또는 a 바나나 were her only 음식 opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her 사과, 애플 cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the 샵 for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please 신고 to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be 읽기 free 강아지 posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" said Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...

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Crystal 조랑말

added by Basket_Case

Source: My Little Brony

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 60 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 조랑말 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 의해 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...

Betrayal of Trust

added by izfankirby

Credit: BogyleBronies ; To save 17 초 of your life skip the intro.

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have 당신 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 당신 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 또는 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of 조랑말 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did 당신 three go?
Rainbow Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because 당신 were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the 주황색, 오렌지 one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: 당신 planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: Oh 당신 had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity:...

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MLP:FiM Chatroom Names

posted by TotalDramaFan60

FriendshipIsMagicBitch
MoarAppulz
HappierVer.OfPinkamena
Yay
CrushKillDestroySwag
I<3Muffins
MiniMoarAppulz
MiniCrushKillDestroySwag
TrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
MiniTrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
Classic
Wub
IWantHands
SomeBackgroundPony
Time
WhatsWrongWithMeRarityBoastsAndYouStillLikeHer
GodOfChaos
ChangelingQueen
IllStealYourMagic
allMeMinuette
IFlewAroundInSpaceOnACarrot
ImNotDrunk
NerdyGlathedFillyWithALithp
Sidekick1
Sidekick2
FlowerMare1
FlowerMare2
FlowerMare3

Copy and paste this to guess and suggest:

FriendshipIsMagicBitch:
MoarAppulz:
HappierVer.OfPinkamena:
Yay:
CrushKillDestroySwag:
I<3Muffins:...

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited 의해 his parents, and after they meet his 초 girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know 더 많이 about her boyfriend Blazin' 의해 inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the 표, 테이블 has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be 프렌즈 with him, he...