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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 당신 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 다음 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 사과, 애플 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. 당신 have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with 당신 idiots?! Your organization is run 의해 a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do 당신 think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one 더 많이 time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my 일 went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's 성 at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once 당신 get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's 차 time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's 차 time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your 피아노 nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be 더 많이 careful, 또는 else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what 당신 mean, and I'll get it done. How much will 당신 pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into 사진 Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
posted by Mylittlecute12
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are 당신 ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now 당신 died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"

To be continued..........
posted by katewolf68
twilight sparkel lay in 침대 fast asleep. the sunlight crept over her blankets and shone onto her face. she shifted and turned then eventually her 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes opened to the amazing view outside her window. she yawned and stretched. "It sure is gorgeous outside I'snt spike?" she exclaimed in a cheery mood. spike pulled the blankets over his head and flipped on his side. "Yeah whatever twi..." as he drifted off to sleep twilight giggled to herself at the young 용 attitude. "Ok, but 당신 dont know what you
are missing spike!" she said staring dreamily out at the sunset. twilight left her room...
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Nutty
Chapter 2:Sugar rush
Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching 사과, 애플 bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party.

“i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” 사과 브랜디 was picking up 사과, 애플 bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up 의해 Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, 퀸 Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made 당신 think 당신 could come here and do whatever 당신 want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't 당신 know I was watching 당신 while 당신 were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw 당신 show up in your car, I saw 당신 race 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and I saw 당신 throw a philly! Not only did 당신 throw this philly, but 당신 also...
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It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....
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I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD

"And, who is this 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?"

Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"

I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:

"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only 조랑말 to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced 의해 Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."

I mean, is that humiliating?

I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.

Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
 Our beloved Fluttershy.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
(You may not get the references, but this will be a series. XD)

She would be:

For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link

For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link

For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link

For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.

For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link

I'll be posting 더 많이 of these soon. ^^
 Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
 Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
 Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
 Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while 당신 are there.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
Dawn Bright hung her head low as she entered the house. She didn't even look up when her little brother, Sky Shot, and dad, Quick Wing, asked her how it went. She stumbled up the stairs to her room. Inside, Pyro, the silver/ gold dragon she had found as a baby, was dusting her bookshelves.

"So how'd it go," Pyro asked.

Dawn just groaned and leapt into bed. With that response the sarcastic little dragon replied, "Oh so it went amazing this 년 and 당신 did not get grounded for a 월 from 책 like last time?"

"No, worse," Dawn grunted.

Pyro answered, not able to keep the surprise from his voice,...
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posted by Teawanee
I'm bored and in a mod to do something with my 조랑말 OC, so here's her story. Enjoy I guess.

Nightlife was born to an earth 조랑말 mother, and Pegasus father in Baltimare. She was always a bit different. In school, she often had trouble staying awake. She was often teased because of her differences, so one 일 she ran away from home. She ran until 엘 she couldn't anymore, and fell asleep. She woke up at night, and was amazed at everything she saw. 동물 and plants she'd never sen and rarely in ever even heard of, all beautifully lit 의해 the moon and stars. She was walking along and saw a racoon...
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Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a list of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I 사랑 music. It's my absolute 가장 좋아하는 part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this list rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical 음악 rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any 조랑말 that would attempt...
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Everypony is walking around the caves, looking for an exit.

"There has to be a way out of here", said Nashgear.

"I can sense an exit just around the corner", said Destiny.

As everypony turned the corner, they came face to face with a crystal wall.

"Maybe your senses are off.", said Constance.

Everypony sighed, except Smiley. "Come on, cheer up everypony! Remember Pinkie's song! ♪Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile!♪", Smiley kept singing.

"And I thought Pinkie was annoying...", mumbled Constance.

"We have to keep looking, everypony", said Nashgear. "I know we'll find someway out of here."

Bluehooves...
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"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her 프렌즈 captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" 퀸 Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 왕좌, 왕위 room encased in green goo.

"Don't 당신 see, Celestia? I already have." 퀸 Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing 당신 can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.

-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. 당신 have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, 유니콘 and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat 퀸 Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in 당신 and your team's hooves!
posted by StarWarsFan7
Let's all congratulate shadirby on her win!


Congratulations on winning, shadirby! How did 당신 feel when 당신 found out 당신 won?
Oh my gosh, I was overjoyed that 당신 guys liked what I do on here. Thank you, so much!

Who is best pony?
Octavia, of course.

Who is best 조랑말 out of the Mane Six?
Rarity.

Who is best 조랑말 out of minor/background ponies?
Octavia

Who is your 가장 좋아하는 Cutie Mark Crusader? Sweetie Belle

Princess Celestia, Luna 또는 Cadance?
Luna, for sure.

Do 당신 sound like any pony?
I can do 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash pretty well...

Doctor Whooves 또는 Derpy Hooves?
I'd have to say Doctor Whooves.

What is your...
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p.s.this is an episode that i came up with.pinkie pie: oh my gosh! I can't believe were going to the gala already! twilight:calm down pinkie. rarity: you're not the only one who's exited pinkie, I heard that the famous elusive would be there. 사과, 애플 jack: I heard that I'm gonna have some competion. they say that one of the farm ponies from fillydalphia is gonna be there. 무지개, 레인 보우 dash: come on guys it's not that big a deal. all: not a big deal!(theme song) fluttershy: um, excuse me, rarity? rarity: ah fluttershy! come here i have a new dress for you. fluttershy: oh is that what 당신 wanted me...
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After QC was vanquished, my 프렌즈 got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from 퀸 Chrysalis", said Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? 더 많이 like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight 또는 they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted 의해 the cute animals, they all had to hunt for 음식 and that meant killing 동물 they all found 음식 but not Fluttershy but the 동물 were her 프렌즈 so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and 무지개, 레인 보우 saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are 당신 guys here", 무지개, 레인 보우 asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", said AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", said PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity said while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a 월 ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell 당신 Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we 스플릿, 분할 them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, 당신 see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and 유니콘 have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on 상단, 맨 위로 of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are 당신 lovely pegasus?" 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" 무지개, 레인 보우 scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. 무지개, 레인 보우 looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So 당신 recongize me 의해 my colours eh?" 무지개, 레인 보우 nodded. Then she...
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