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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 책상, 데스크 when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away.

Celestia: *Uses her magic to reappear in her office*
Derpy: I'm sorry, did I say that outloud?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get the hell out of my office!

Later, Luna was trying to act like Twilight.

Luna: Some mo' anticz Princess?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Yeah man. I had Derpy initiate the first one to soften Celestia.
Luna: Remember mah teachin's mah nigga. If she ain't cryin', 당신 doin' somethin' wrong.
Twilight: I understand. Now please stop trying to act like me, you're pissing off everyone in the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Fine. What do 당신 have planned for Celestia?
Twilight: A transdimensional displacement array. It's not finished yet, but I'm close to completing it. In the meantime, I got something else planned for her.

Later

Derpy: *Goes to Celestia's office* Twilight sent me to check in on you. How is everything going?
Celestia: Twilight wanted to check in on me? I never knew she gave a s*howling wolf*t abo...
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What the *Gorilla noise* was that? Oh *Broken plate* shes censoring me! This *Guitar*.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't tell me I have to walk around doing this all *Train whistle* day! No way! Tell Twilight to undo this immediately!

During dinner.

Royal Guard: *Arrives with a letter*
Celestia: My daily report. I hope it's the magazine I ordered from Equestria Daily. It'll help keep my mind off she who must not be named.
Chrysler: Are 당신 talking about Voldemort princess?
Jonathan: No, thats he who must not be named. She who must not be named is Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I TOLD 당신 NEVER TO MENTION HER F**KING NAME AGAIN!!
Harry: Is she still censoring 당신 Princess?
Celestia: No, that was the regular censor. *Looks at her letter* Luna has become richer.
Ponies: *Looking at Celestia*
Celestia: She bought a cocaine factory, and is using the money she makes from that factory to buy antics from the black market. She is associating herself with Twilight as we speak.
Audience: Oooh!
Celestia: Luna. *Becomes angry* SHE HAS BETRAYED ME ONCE AGAIN!!!

The 다음 day

Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do 당신 think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Which is exactly what I want her to do.
Celestia: *In her office*
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one 더 많이 time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my 일 went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's 성 at a high rate of speed with this song playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

Set the speed to 2 once 당신 get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: So that's where Twilight got the coal from. She went into the dimension of Thomas The Tank Engine.
Celestia: *Still in her office* When will Twilight end these escapades? First, she censors me, and now this. I've had enough! I have a burning desire to rant about this to 더 많이 ponies!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, things went back to normal.

Twilight: Celestia is finally breaking down. One 더 많이 antic oughta do the trick.
Harry: What are 당신 planning this time? The damage is done.

Meanwhile, Celestia was ranting to several ponies in another part of the castle.

Celestia: FOR YEARS I HAD TO PUT UP WITH THESE CONSTANT ANTICS AND 랜덤 SHENANIGANS!!! AND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE, THEY BECOME INCREASINGLY ANNOYING AND UNREALISTIC!! It's as if there's no to the madness!! I should just buy my own antic economy, like Gilda!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

She sits down on her chair with a nail on the seat. It hurts, and she goes flying up in the air while screaming, crashing through several ceilings.

Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Falls into her chair*
Timothy: Princess Celestia, welcome back. We have missed 당신 very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: A nail in my chair. Which one of 당신 did this?! A nail in my chair! You'll be punished severely!

Later, Twilight met up with Princess Luna at the harbor. They were the only ones there.

Twilight: Man, today was bad ass.
Luna: For sure. I hope 당신 had that 암캐, 암 캐 bawling. If 당신 need anymore supplies for your antics, make sure 당신 come see me. I always find good things on the black market.
Twilight: We'll see when I get desperate.
Audience: Accept Luna's help!
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Man, shut up. This ain't none of yo' goddamn business.

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Pvt. Alex - Sir I DONT GET ANYMORE OF THIS!!!!
Cpt. Steve - GET UP PRIVATE KEEP SHOOTING
Pvt. Alex - YES SIR *shoot zebra*
Cpt. Steve - What The FUCK
Pvt. Alex - NUCLEAR BOMB RUN!!!
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Cpt. Steve - K.I.A.
Pvt. Alex - K.I.A.
---------------------------------------------------------------------Dan - huh... (war killing peoples one 의해 one... sometime they dead in pairs) its ok (I just say that but I know war isnt end...) Comander GoldenHorn dead (And his hanged on rope... Im a monster...)
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