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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the 다음 조랑말 we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do 당신 want boss?
Gordon: We need 당신 to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver will enter Canterlot tomorrow, under Highway 24. If our calculations are correct, the car will be there at 7 AM.
Master Sword: And please, try not to get pulled over unlike the others.
Dexter: Y'all don't need to worry. I ain't gonna fail.

Meanwhile at CHP headquarters, Getraer was holding a meeting, but he wasn't in the room.

Jon: I wonder what's taking Getraer so long.
Sindy: I heard he was calling Ponch to make sure he's okay.
Arthur: *Arrives* 당신 guys, I'm in big trouble!
Jesse: What's wrong?
Arthur: Remember that watch I showed 당신 yesterday morning?
Barry: Did 당신 break it when 당신 fell down?
Arthur: Yeah.
Sindy: How did he fall down?
Barry: We set up a road block with Jebediah, and the 조랑말 we were trying to stop hit Grossman's bike. He fell down, and broke his watch.
Jon: Aw Grossie, we warned 당신 to be careful with that watch.
Arthur: I know, I know. I bought this thing for five hundred dollars!
Jon: Maybe 당신 can find a place that will fix it, cheap.
Jesse: I know a guy. His name is-
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay Grossman, 당신 can show everypony your watch for show, and tell later. Right now, I got something to tell you. Everypony sit down.
CHP Officers: *Sitting down*
Sargent Getraer: First off, I wanna let 당신 guys know about Poncherello. He's still in the hospital, and if he's lucky, he'll be back here tomorrow. Second, about the group of ponies stealing those cars. *Crosses off the Viper, and the ram* We got two 더 많이 today. The Volkswagen Beetle will be here tomorrow, so keep a close eye on it. We don't want them stealing that rally car. That's it for today, go home, relax, and get a goodnight sleep. 당신 need as much energy as 당신 can get for tomorrow.

As the officers were leaving, Bobby went to Jon, and Jesse.

Bobby: 저기요 guys, I got a discount for this reservation at Applebees down the block. Wanna go?
Jon: Sure. Wanna go with us Jesse?
Jesse: Sure. I got nothing else planned. Why not?

At Applebees, this song was playing: link

Jon: I wonder what those guys have planned for stealing the rally car.
Jesse: Who knows?
Bobby: 당신 know who the rally car belongs to?
Jon: Uh, I think a news company said it belongs to Tanner Foust.
Bobby: That's right.
Jesse: So we should probably keep our eyes on the car.
Jon: Yeah, that's what Getraer said.
Waiter: *Arrives* Good evening. I'm Silver Tray, and I'll be your waiter for the night. What would 당신 like to drink?
Bobby: Rootbeer.
Jon: Sprite.
Jesse: Water.
Waiter: *Writing down the drinks, and walks to get them*
Jesse: When do 당신 think the criminals will strike?
Jon: As soon as the car enters this city.
Bobby: And when is that?
Jon: I don't know. Tanner is driving the rally car from Ponyville, so there's three ways he can get here. Going on the road that passes under Highway 24, using Marker's Lane 의해 that Toyota dealership, and then there's a road that goes parallel to the harbor.
Jesse: Then we gotta be careful.
Jon: Right.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks, and gives them to Jon, Bobby, and Jesse* And what would 당신 like for dinner?
Jon: I think I'll have chicken tenders with french fries.
Bobby: *Looking at the menu* I see 당신 have something new on your menu called Sriracha Shrimp. I'd like to have that please.
Waiter: *Writing down orders, and looks at Jesse* How about 당신 sir?
Jesse: Just a burger with everything on it, please.
Waiter: Would 당신 like fries with that?
Jesse: Sure.
Waiter: I'll be back with your food. *Walks away*
Jon: Alright, back to the rally car.
Jesse: Right now?
Jon: Yeah. I think me, and Steve will be on our 모터사이클 near Highway 24. Bobby, 당신 should check out the harbor with Grossman, Barry, and Jebediah. That leaves Jesse, the sarge, and Sindy with Marker Road.
Jesse: Very well.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining 당신 with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 당신 know what another 인기 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 당신 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 당신 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy show without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, 또는 the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, 또는 Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things 당신 should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: 당신 know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where 당신 can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help 당신 officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. 당신 know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times 의해 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 더 많이 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 의해 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are 당신 angry at me?
Jake: 당신 owe me an apology for the way 당신 talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are 당신 getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: 당신 quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 또는 something, idk), is that this club has 로스트 its backbone. The recent year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught 의해 ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid 당신 don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. 크리스마스 day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your 일 outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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Source: 페이스북
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some 표, 테이블 covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good 일 VOID. I never thought 당신 will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah 당신 see this. My project. 과일 of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. 당신 know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But 당신 know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may 옮기기 body 또는 stimulate brain. And this 초 thing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his 독사 같은 사람, 바이퍼 passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful 일 huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that 일 too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. 당신 know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There 당신 are Stylo. I need 당신 to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, 당신 can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: 당신 go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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