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Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up 의해 the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. 딸기 was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized 의해 the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why 당신 came to Earth” Miles told 딸기 sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” 딸기 explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do 당신 mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species” 딸기 answered.

“So my body didn’t reject you?” Miles asked Strawberry. 딸기 nodded and smiled.

“I guess it felt lonely and needed something. Since I see 당신 have no mommy 또는 daddy, 당신 must be pretty lonely” 딸기 stated.

Well, she was right. Miles did live 의해 himself. His father ran off with some busty shit-faced chick, and his mother 로스트 her long battle with pancreatic cancer. He didn’t really have 프렌즈 from school, as he was a few years out of school.

“So why did 당신 come to Earth?” Miles asked, changing the subject.

“To repopulate, so that our race can survive” 딸기 answered.

“Repopulate? Why?” Miles questioned.

“Well our people-”

“OPEN UP!” A angry voice commanded from outside, interrupting Strawberry. Miles sighed and opened up the window.

“What the hell do 당신 want?!” Miles yelled at at the angry voice, which was a homeless man.

“I see 당신 have one too...” The homeless man stated, his frown changing into a sadistic smile. His face began to morph into many mouths and his tongue became long and spiked.

“Holy shit!” Miles screamed as he closed the windows.

“It’s found us!” 딸기 screeched as the homeless man began banging on the door. Miles picked up a 칼, 나이프 that he had since age ten and went downstairs.

“Come out!” The homeless man demanded as he kept slamming on the door. He finally punched a small hole on the door, as his long, spiked tongue slithered through.

“Bite me!” Miles insulted as he stuck his 칼, 나이프 into the homeless man’s elongated tongue, causing it to bleed chunky, thick yellow blood. The homeless man howled in pain, retreating out in the night.

“Thank goodness he’s gone...” 딸기 sighed.

“What the hell was that?!” Miles asked Strawberry, raising his voice.

“That was a body rejecting that man” 딸기 explained, “Are 당신 mad at me?”

“No, I’m just tired and a little freaked out” Miles responded, “It’s not everyday that a creepy homeless guy with a long tongue breaks into your house”

“Well, I’m tired. Can we go to bed?” 딸기 yawned, looking at Miles.

“Sure” Miles responded as he began to walk back upstairs.

The 다음 day, Miles was taking a stroll through the city, with 딸기 looking at all of the buildings. 딸기 moved her eye to see a large, golden building with a strange symbol on the top.

“What’s that?” 딸기 asked Miles.

“It’s a church, it’s called the Faith of Tomorrow, bunch of nutjobs” Miles told Strawberry.

“They do sound like a crazy lot...” 딸기 giggled, pointing her eye at a man dressed in gold and red. This man had red eyes and grey hair, which made him look silly in Strawberry’s mind.

“That’s Father Henry of October, the craziest nut of the bunch” Miles explained, as 딸기 looked at Father Henry of October.

“He seems to notice me, let’s get out of here” 딸기 instructed Miles as he began to run. Father Henry of October stared at the two, even after they left.

“So the rumors are true...” Father Henry of October thought to himself as he entered the Faith of Tomorrow church.

On the other side of town, a man in an all-white business suit looked over the city, staring at the urban sprawl beneath himself. He thought of those who only bought for social status, and the ones who would ruin the planet to accomplish their selfish goals.

But this man was different. Instead of using power to achieve selfish means 또는 to further some corporate agenda, he was going to save an entire race. It never mattered how many people would die, as 당신 can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs.

(End of Chapter 2)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 당신 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What 당신 doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 당신 NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 집 and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk 당신 home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do 당신 still 사랑 me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the 이전 part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching 더 많이 television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still showing that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that 컵케익 was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: 컵케익 COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope 당신 enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if 당신 didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI 조랑말 who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed 의해 that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground 의해 Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating 크리스마스 at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do 당신 like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations 또는 any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not 야오이 또는 yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 일 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show 당신 what we're talking about, let me show 당신 four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her 제목 as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my 프렌즈 to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in 사랑 with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some 책 in her new huge 도서관, 라이브러리 in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do 당신 think 당신 have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help 당신 find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for 유튜브 poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
무지개, 레인 보우 dash
is
fluttershy
my little 조랑말
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