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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass 의해 me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding 의해 a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give 당신 permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security 조랑말 with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want 당신 to stab every other 조랑말 working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a 나무 상자, 상자 out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as 당신 can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once 당신 finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* 당신 gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: 당신 were drugged 의해 ISIS. It seems, that 당신 turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security 조랑말 all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will 당신 shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated 의해 now.
Duublar: 당신 didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: 당신 had a weapon to. Why didn't 당신 shoot him? I'll tell 당신 what. Since this is the very first time 당신 screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send 당신 reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: 당신 want me to pay 당신 to get reinforcements, and 더 많이 of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 당신 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 당신 be 집 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 당신 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 사랑 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 사랑 me.
Ditto: 당신 got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 또는 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 당신 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 당신 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 당신 here?.. All out of 도넛 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 당신 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 당신 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 별, 스타 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 의해 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 당신 have parked too close to a 불, 화재 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 불, 화재 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 당신 have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 당신 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 당신 threatened to beat her up if 당신 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 당신 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 당신 have some drinks with me? You'll 사랑 it.
Bob: How many did 당신 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 당신 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 당신 want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see 당신 now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 당신 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 당신 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 사과, 애플 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 사과, 애플 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
퀸 of Changelings: This 일 is going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 일 was going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 프렌즈 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D