posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.
Jeff: 당신 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 당신 a question. What do 당신 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 당신 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting for you.
Jeff: I see. When do I go?
Pete: Right now. *Gives Jeff a fifty dollar bill* Hopefully, General Grant will help 당신 buy your ticket at the airport.
Jeff: He better. If he doesn't, I may need help from the president.
Pete: Alright, good luck Jeff.
Jeff: Thank 당신 sir. I will not let 당신 down. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring* I wonder who that could be. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Michael: Pete? Can 당신 help me out?
Pete: What is it?
Michael: I need an extra 조랑말 over here to repair track.
Pete: I'm sorry Mike, I'm short on employees as well.
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast 당신 bastard. Why would 당신 send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Michael: Yeah? Well Roger, Anthony, and Donut will have short tempers if I don't get another 조랑말 to help repair the track.
Pete: Alright, I'll send Percy over, but 당신 owe me big time.
Michael: Whatever 당신 say.
Meanwhile, Jeffery arrived at the airport in a taxi.
Taxi Pony: *Stops at the airport* That'll be $2.50
Jeff: *Gives the taxi 조랑말 $2.50* Have a good day. *Gets out of the cab*
Taxi Pony: That unicorn must be fucked up in the head. Nopony has ever said that to me before. *Drives away*
Jeff: *Enters the airport* One ticket to Newark Airport, Jersey City.
Airport Pony: 당신 got it. *Gives Jeff a ticket* Enjoy your flight.
Jeff: Thanks. *Walks to his airplane*
As for Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon? The three of them were waiting for a freight train in the yards. They were going to push the cars from the train down the hump in four switchers.
Gordon: I'm glad Jeff is gone.
Stylo: How could 당신 say that?
Hawkeye: He's the best 조랑말 we have for repairing track, and locomotives.
Gordon: Yeah, well he won't be blocking our line with track repairs.
Stylo: 당신 do realize that repairing track is important.
Gordon: Not as important as getting to your destination on time.
Pete: *Talking in the loudspeaker* Attention, Percy Sigma, and Gordon Suite, 신고 to my office.
Gordon: Ha! I bet I'm gonna get a vacation, and Percy will be fired.
However, that was the complete opposite of what he was expecting.
Pete: *Looking at Gordon, and Percy* Now 당신 two are most likely wondering why I called 당신 down here.
Gordon: Nope. I know why we're here.
Pete: I'm sure 당신 don't, so fuck you.
Gordon: 당신 got something to say?
Pete: The reason I called 당신 down here was because the Southern Pacific needs another 조랑말 to help repair track. That's where 당신 come in Percy. 당신 will take the 다음 train to Ogden, and help out until Michael gets 더 많이 ponies.
Gordon: And, what does this have to do with me?
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going 당신 two.
Percy walked onto the station platform, and Gordon followed. Just then, Metal Gloss arrived in a passenger train.
Percy: Metal Gloss!
Metal Gloss: What?
Percy: Is this train heading to Ogden?
Metal Gloss: It sure is. Climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets into the cab 다음 to Metal Gloss*
Gordon: Where's Orion?
Metal Gloss: He's coming back here with a freight train from Dallas.
Gordon: Alright. Pete wants me, and him to repair track while Percy, and Jeff are away.
Metal Gloss: Where did Jeff go?
Gordon: Neigh Jersey. Pete says he sent him to work on the Lehigh Valley for a few days.
So far, Jeff was on an airplane, currently flying over the state of Kansas. He was looking 앞으로 to working on the Lehigh Valley Railroad, but was also nervous about it.
2 B Continued