무지개, 레인 보우 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was 더 많이 like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why are 당신 just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What did 당신 do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Scoots, 당신 okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a 조랑말 that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether 당신 like it 또는 not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, 당신 got a point there. How about, we have 당신 further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether 당신 like it 또는 not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was not happy with me.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 today.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn 당신 not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think we should 옮기기 back to the 구름, 클라우드 house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End