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Location: The 조랑말 world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror 다음 to 텔레비전 set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the 조랑말 world*
Metal Gloss: What did 당신 see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.

Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.

조랑말 1: Where are we?
조랑말 2: I don't know. *Looks at 조랑말 1, and 3* Holy shit! 당신 turned into horses!
조랑말 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
조랑말 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
조랑말 1: Don't 당신 mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
조랑말 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
조랑말 2: Alicornia?
조랑말 1: Sounds almost like California.
조랑말 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
조랑말 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
조랑말 1: Acutally, I like this place.
조랑말 3: Me too.

Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a 조랑말 again. I was being interrogated 의해 two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right 다음 to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet 당신 a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.

And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.

Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?

의해 the time Hawkeye returned to the 조랑말 world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.

Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I 스톨, 훔친 this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.

Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished 의해 the mirror that fell from the hotel room.

Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: 당신 don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.

다음 일 at Cheyenne.

Song: link

Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.

But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.

Wilson: How could 당신 let this happen 당신 two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a 소총 isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have 당신 done?
Gordon: I took over for 당신 sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!

The song stops.

Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th 벽 in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*

The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.

The End
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small 조랑말 named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria 년 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are 당신 sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did 당신 find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, 당신 stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a 초 girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let 당신 go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want 당신 to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 초 story of 신데렐라 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 당신 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 일 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 또는 just relaxing their 일 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 더 많이 often....
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do 당신 think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two 더 많이 races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think 당신 all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy 더 많이 stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met 의해 other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do 당신 know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of 당신 could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: 당신 all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep 의해 a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his 침대 rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few 초 to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep 읽기 it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess said that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that 당신 Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need 당신 to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are 당신 two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are 당신 talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the 우주 ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: 당신 already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 년 later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN 당신 SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... 당신 gonna buy 주스 for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have 당신 two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout 당신 screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire 총 at Dan*
Dan: Wrong 옮기기 *grabs molotov*...
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사과 브랜디 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 조랑말 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 당신 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 당신 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 당신 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 당신 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 당신 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan:...
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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of 피자 do 당신 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: 저기요 Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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사과 브랜디 & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his 초 highest ranked 조랑말 to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: 당신 two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. 당신 better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't 당신 use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting 당신 guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist 조랑말 4: *drives...
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사과 브랜디 past the rest of the 일 with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole 일 with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she said goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back 집 to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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