posted by Seanthehedgehog
Location: The 조랑말 world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.
Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror 다음 to 텔레비전 set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*
Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.
Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the 조랑말 world*
Metal Gloss: What did 당신 see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.
Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.
조랑말 1: Where are we?
조랑말 2: I don't know. *Looks at 조랑말 1, and 3* Holy shit! 당신 turned into horses!
조랑말 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
조랑말 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
조랑말 1: Don't 당신 mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
조랑말 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
조랑말 2: Alicornia?
조랑말 1: Sounds almost like California.
조랑말 3: What country is this?
조랑말 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
조랑말 1: Acutally, I like this place.
조랑말 3: Me too.
Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a 조랑말 again. I was being interrogated 의해 two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right 다음 to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet 당신 a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.
And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?
의해 the time Hawkeye returned to the 조랑말 world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I 스톨, 훔친 this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.
Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished 의해 the mirror that fell from the hotel room.
Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: 당신 don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.
다음 일 at Cheyenne.
Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.
But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.
Wilson: How could 당신 let this happen 당신 two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a 소총 isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have 당신 done?
Gordon: I took over for 당신 sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!
The song stops.
Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th 벽 in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.