posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.
Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, 또는 just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight 의해 train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered 의해 train. Just like with the passengers.
Roger: I hope that never happens. *Stops train* Relax, and take a nap while I refuel the train.
Anthony: I'm not even that tired.
Roger: Then just relax. *Gets out of train, and goes to refuel it*
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller, but stops Near Roger. He looks at Roger's engine*
Roger: *Places fuel 펌프 into fuel tank*
Scru Yu: *Gets out of steam roller, and walks to Roger*
Roger: *Looks at Scru Yu*
Scru Yu: Heh. You're Roger I suppose.
Roger: And 당신 I suppose are Scru Yu. Yes, I've heard of you.
Scru Yu: And I've heard of you! 당신 swagger around in that engine of yours with those "steam roller" wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
Roger: Actually. *Takes fuel 펌프 out of fuel tank, and climbs back into his engine* I'm better. So screw 당신 Scru Yu. *Drives away*
Scru Yu walked back to his steam roller, and drove away furiously. 의해 the time Roger got his train back in the yards, he told everypony about how he got in the argument with Scru Yu.
Roger: Okay, so me, and Anthony were driving our train, right?
Roger: We had to stop for fuel. I told Anthony to relax while I refueled the engine.
Anthony: 당신 told me to relax, and take a nap.
Roger: Who's telling the story here?
Anthony: 당신 are.
Roger: Right, so shut up. As I'm refueling the engine, take a guess at who I saw.
Ryan: Oh boy. Was it Donna Reed?
Roger: No. She's busy working on her new show, The Donna Reed Show.
Nikki: Was it President Eisenhower?
Roger: No, he's busy being the president at the White House.
Donut: It was that 조랑말 당신 were telling us about. The one driving the steam roller.
Roger: That's right. And everypony? Lay off the sarcasm.
Ryan: But maybe we like being sarcastic.
Roger: Yeah, well I don't. Anyway, Scru Yu shows up in his steamroller. I ignore him, but he walks up, and says, "Heh. You're Roger I suppose." I just tell him that he's Scru Yu, and that I've heard of him before. Then he says he's heard of me, and that I swagger around in that engine Michael modified for me, saying that I pretend to be as good as him.
Anthony: Take a guess at how Roger replied to that.
Roger: No, I'll tell them myself. I told him that I was better. Then, I said, screw 당신 Scru Yu.
Ponies: Oh! *Clapping*
Roger: Thank you. I guess Scru Yu won't bother us anymore. Right?
Roger: What do 당신 mean no?
Nikki: 당신 have to fight him. 당신 know, hoof to hoof. Bloody noses. Fight Scru Yu.
Roger: 당신 really want me to fight him?
Nikki: We all do.
Roger: Then if it's a fight 당신 want, it's a fight you'll get. If I find him tomorrow, I'll beat him up until he dies.
During the cheering, Roger thought about what Scru Yu said earlier. Just like Duke, he called the wheels on his locomotive steam roller wheels. Roger wasn't sure, but he thought the others were trying to get him to fight with Scru Yu on purpose.
2 B Continued