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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then 사과 브랜디 talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered 의해 someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid 당신 have no idea...

But it's 사과 브랜디 who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. 사과 브랜디 tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she said "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!
THE 다음 DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. 당신 haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol 당신 got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If 당신 say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is 단풍, 메이플 Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy 곰 is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the 일 we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big 별, 스타 and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who 당신 calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot 의해 a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.
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마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 일 in Equestria. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 당신 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 당신 get it on you, 당신 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 당신 didn't wear that farming outfit 당신 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful 일 in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that 당신 would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until 당신 get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let 당신 down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash met an earth 조랑말 named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The 사과, 애플 Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank 사과, 애플 cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
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Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I 사랑 your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over 의해 Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into 베개 at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm 일 in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 put cherries on the 컵케익 for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what 우주 had in store!
My Little Future
Until 당신 all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do 당신 know that 우주 is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is 읽기 a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her 의해 thinking she was a ghost. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are 당신 dreaming about the time 당신 thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope 당신 don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure 당신 don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th 기사 on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 사과, 애플 tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the 책 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 당신 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a 조랑말 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 당신 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 당신 gotta make sure...
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텔레비전 shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes 당신 think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police 사랑 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for 더 많이 land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police 조랑말 was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, 또는 mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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