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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* 당신 sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are 당신 talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and 당신 probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but 당신 have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*

Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the 언덕, 힐 quickly. However, on the end of the train.

Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*

When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.

Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit 의해 pizzas*
Conductor: 당신 could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know 당신 uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't 당신 notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then 다음 time, pay 더 많이 attention.

They had to wait until 다음 morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.

Pete: None of 당신 are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving 당신 both a two 일 vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank 당신 Pete. 당신 know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, 당신 two can go now.

As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.

Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank 당신 for the 조언 당신 gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: 당신 crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman 언덕, 힐 was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: 당신 know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know 더 많이 than Gordon. Everypony should know 더 많이 than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two 일 vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*

The end

On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails

We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.
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 Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
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In the episode, (mind 당신 I'm going to skip things here) Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon (who I absolutely hate... though Silver Spoon is kinda cute) bully Scoots because she cannot fly, in order to give...
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Enchanted Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Trixie!
Trixie:What?
Pinkie Pie:you are the greatest unicorn,so I want to ask you,can 당신 turn me to an unicorn too?I don't like good anymore.I 사랑 evil!Together,as unicorns,we can rule Equestria!
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Pinkie Pie:It is time to take another of them losers.
Trixie:You are right.Let's go,take that little 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Yes!
*A 시간 later.*
Twilight:You think Trixie is coming?
Rainbow Dash:Yes,and she is coming to me!!!!!
Apple Jack:Protect 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash....
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-No,not at all.Here should be some party decorations and...
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-Discort,-said Trixie.
-Yes,Trixie,-said Discort.
-I need 당신 to get that Twilight Sparkle discorted.
Now!It is an order,-said Trixie.
-Fine,fine,just give me a second,-said Discort,-I was busy.
-Now,-said Trixie.
-Let's have some fun,then,-said Discort and leaved.
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