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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do 당신 have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine 총 that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when 당신 take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that 당신 don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, show me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't 당신 think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* 당신 옮기기 the tank around with the left analog stick, and 옮기기 the 터릿, 터렛 around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, 당신 shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do 당신 expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if 당신 somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, 당신 can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime 당신 want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one 더 많이 thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: 당신 know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in 침대 with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: 당신 could be one like me 당신 know.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do 당신 want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: 당신 ready?
Sean: 당신 know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are 당신 going?!
Sean: *Returns to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want 당신 to follow me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah 당신 are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten 분 ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if 당신 keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. 당신 know... The one 당신 wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a 안전한, 안전 spot.

2 B continued
 My car.
My car.
 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
added by NocturnalMirage
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show 당신 what I'm about to do. I'd show 당신 some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless 당신 want two pictures in your video, it's 더 많이 complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
슬래쉬 - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 여우 used poison. But 초 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 표, 테이블 and points on 사과, 애플 pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can 당신 be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 사과, 애플 pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 초 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster 또는 something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
슬래쉬 - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - 저기요 there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... 슬래쉬 life.


Episode 2
The 여우 Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. 슬래쉬 was ace detective for 1 년 then-

Slash - Oh? 당신 got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car 다음 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 의해 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 다음 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 일 at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform 당신 that Eggman keeps attacking more, and 더 많이 of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have 더 많이 bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. 당신 think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* 저기요 Ponch, 당신 finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There 당신 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together 의해 love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, 사랑 would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's 검색 for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes 당신 realize that everybody is...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 당신 get on 더 많이 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 당신 have to land in the same spot that 당신 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 더 많이 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have given out some wise sayings to 당신 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 당신 all become 더 많이 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 당신 all some wise sayings to help 당신 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 당신 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 당신 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 당신 at any given moment.

Treasure what 당신 may be given from people, be it object 또는 affection. Neither lasts as long as 당신 would think it...
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When 당신 said abandoned warehouse, what did 당신 mean 의해 that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since 당신 two are going to see it, 당신 can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. 당신 put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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